Saturday, April 05, 2008

Pop(Eye) Quiz

Guess what I did last night?

A. Snuggled up with a hot Aussie
B. Downloaded the free trial version of Photoshop
C. Experienced a complete psychotic break
D. All of the above
E. Both B and C

Extra credit to anyone who can correctly identify Michael Johns' address and/or phone number.

If you're looking for the caption contest, try here. You'll have until Monday to get your entries in. Of course, if you want to caption this photo, feel free. But, depending on what you think is the correct answer to the above quiz, you might want to be careful about pissing me off.


LoraLoo said...

Okay I'm just so damn impressed... You've got the mad skills with the photoshop, LOL

Dale said...
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Dale said...

You two look lovely together! Your theme song's ready too!

Leonesse said...

What a perfect couple.

Leonesse said...

... um, I will be invited to the wedding, right?

Anonymous said...

That is a frickin' riot! Boy, have you got it bad.

It should be your icon during all the upcoming Idol recaps.

doorknob_dan said...

HAHAHA, that's effing awesome!!

Would you like to play with Guv and Falwless and I?

Anonymous said...

How in the world did he have time to photoshop you into a picture with all the practicing on AI? He is smitten!

GingerSnaps said...'ve got great taste in men!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I bow to your superior photoshoppedness. You are a natural, or ... perhaps ... that isn't photoshop at all?

Red said...


Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! What a lovely couple!

cube said...

Oh, you evil sedructress, you. That is a married man! ;-)

BTW ain't Photoshop great?

cube said...

You know I just took a second look at that photo and I must say you two make a lovely couple...

I'm just saying....

pistols at dawn said...

He's apparently married, too. Photoshop can't erase those vows, I guess.

Anonymous said...

I mean, if you're going to Photoshop, give him some big boobs or something.


M@ said...


Mike said...

security! she has me handcuffed and its scaring me!

BeckEye said...

Loraloo - It is quite a work of art.

Dale - We do! And I would've thought that my theme song was "Obsession," but I dig the Tracey tune too.

Leoness - Of course you're invited. You're bringing the beer, right?

Anon - If I'm all wrong, I don't wanna be all right.

Dan - Yes! I love to play!

Suze - He makes time for the important things in life.

Gingersnaps - Thanks. I think so too!

Barbara - Well, since I may have had a psychotic break, I might actually start believing it's real.

Red - Rod?

Bluez - We are! He's much prettier than me, but I still think we look good together.

Cube - Well, the guy who's face I covered up is a married man too. His wife took the picture. I'm such a swinger.

Pistols - See above comment. I didn't feel like Photoshopping the wedding ring out. It added to the authenticity.

Edge - What are you talking about? He HAS big boobs - I had to Photoshop them out. (Just kidding Michael. You know I love you.)

M@ - Do you have an answer for the extra credit question?

Mike - Oh, please. You asked me to put them on you.

Gifted Typist said...

Actually everyone, that was a photoshop job. Becks pasted her sweet head on top of mine.

Cute, BeckEye, real cute.

Tootsie said...

Not only did you land a hottie from down under....he has "John" in his about a trifecta.

Falwless said...

You are too funny. If we knew eachother in real life it's quite possible we'd never leave eachother's company. Which really wouldn't bode well for the whole finding-a-man thing, so it's probably good news we only pretend to be friends on the innernets.

Kristi Mantoni said...

not too shabby!!!!


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