An Inconvenient Truth: Spring is Dead

It's so hot today. How hot is it? Uhhh...hot enough to fry my brain. I can't seem to compare this stifling heat to anything, so I'll let some other folks explain it for me.


It's hot. Hot. Hotter than hell
. - Paul Stanley






It's gettin' hot in herre, so take off all your clothes
. - Nelly




Me mind on fire. Me soul on fire. Feelin'
hot hot hot. - Buster Poindexter






It's too hot. Too hot, lady! Gotta run for shelter. Gotta run for shade. - Robert "Kool" Bell (and his gang)




Comments

Anonymous said…
It is hotter than hell...KISS references always score points with me.

So do David Johansen references...the Dolls are legends.

I hate Nelly...I always wanted to tear that stupid band-aid off his face.
Splotchy said…
I only take weather commentary from Morrissey.
Anonymous said…
I can't believe that you didn't allow James Brown to explain how hot it was in the hot tub! Gonna burn m'self!

Most excellent Kiss mention :)
Anonymous said…
I feel like I'm melting.
GingerSnaps said…
My eye make up melted today...I was totally channeling Tammy Faye.
Travis Cody said…
We're barely getting to 60 degrees out here in the northwest. Sorry about that.
It's been bloody freezing here. The furnace keeps kicking in. Plus it keeps raining.
Leonesse said…
Spring? SPRING? When the hell is winter going to end. I am wearing turtlenecks and 2 damn sweaters.


ARIZONA... I can't get there fast enough. I apparently can't pack fast enough either. I am damn well exhausted.
Claire said…
No Foreigner "fever of a hundred and three"?
Moderator said…
This post got me very sweaty.
Red said…
I guess I won't mention how perfectly awesome the weather is here then...
Faux David Letterman: It was so hot today, I saw a rat open up a lemonade stand.

It will be a mild 72 here, today. With a nice breeze coming in off the Pacific in the afternoon.
I guess you don't want any of Donna Summer's Hot Stuff then?
Feisty Democrat said…
Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight...
Jessica said…
You HAVE to listen to the Jenny Owens Young version of that Nelly song. It is really good!
cube said…
Yeah, well we Floridians are having the coolest damn spring in ages. WTF is going on? I like the heat, dammit, that's why I live in Florida !!!!