tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post215856344181789837..comments2023-11-02T07:35:40.305-04:00Comments on The Pop Eye: Caption Crotch-test Contest #17BeckEyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00119780316809151433noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-23850957856393391832008-12-15T22:17:00.000-05:002008-12-15T22:17:00.000-05:00Gee come on people I'm a lonely single mom with no...Gee come on people I'm a lonely single mom with no life what so ever...vote for me, I haven't been laid in a year and I'll feel special!Tootsiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02329489621732414681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-61680579888667602352008-12-09T22:07:00.000-05:002008-12-09T22:07:00.000-05:00Wow, I'm like an ACTUAL Firecrotch now on your sid...Wow, I'm like an ACTUAL Firecrotch now on your sidebar!words...words...words...https://www.blogger.com/profile/02441563723665841808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-9685613080050225742008-12-09T13:07:00.000-05:002008-12-09T13:07:00.000-05:00I am in second place, which normally would be exci...I am in second place, which normally would be exciting, except that it just makes me long for first place. Therefore, I am announcing that if I win, everyone who votes for me will receive a check for $1000.00 and an autographed picture of Dr. Zibbs.*<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><I>*Checks will not be honored.</I>words...words...words...https://www.blogger.com/profile/02441563723665841808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-6319922011958905262008-12-09T07:58:00.000-05:002008-12-09T07:58:00.000-05:00I voted. Damn these people stealing my award!I voted. Damn these people stealing my award!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-58445917566652471392008-12-08T20:40:00.000-05:002008-12-08T20:40:00.000-05:00I'm all about the Manx. Golden!I'm all about the Manx. Golden!Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-4424536819125470142008-12-08T14:38:00.000-05:002008-12-08T14:38:00.000-05:00Congrats to Words cubed on the impressive late win...Congrats to Words cubed on the impressive late win. I still like my second one, mostly because the idea of a bunch of dejected, gay clowns packing up at the end of the show and being forced to live in Britney's vagina makes me laugh for no apparent reason.<BR/><BR/>I should start using the quality/quantity argument on my soon-to-be-exes - "Sure, baby, I only last eight seconds, but I can do it like <I>twice a day</I>." <BR/><BR/>Also, I would submit that dating is like watching TV - it's rare that fifteen minutes go by without you wanting to see what else is out there. Especially when you're watching a dating show.paperback readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-58313061778706795242008-12-08T11:25:00.000-05:002008-12-08T11:25:00.000-05:00I wish I had been around from the beginning of the...I wish I had been around from the beginning of the year to attempt the threepeat!<BR/><BR/>Beckeye, thank you for this fine honor. You show impeccable taste. I only hope that the prize is a soothing balm for my burning crotch.<BR/><BR/>And since I won in May and December, I also expect a fling with an obscenely young comely woman.words...words...words...https://www.blogger.com/profile/02441563723665841808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-82151865580943943132008-12-08T07:43:00.000-05:002008-12-08T07:43:00.000-05:00Pistols for Firecrotch of the Year -- he's made my...Pistols for Firecrotch of the Year -- he's made my crotch burn for close to two years, so it's only fair I return the favour.katrockethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14093885900740274727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-7435740513571456392008-12-07T02:53:00.000-05:002008-12-07T02:53:00.000-05:00Come on, ladies... God wouldn't have given you mar...Come on, ladies... God wouldn't have given you maracas if He didn't want you to shake 'em.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-34718792699576144782008-12-05T17:21:00.000-05:002008-12-05T17:21:00.000-05:00When the show was over, the clowns packed up their...When the show was over, the clowns packed up their gear and climbed back in Britney's vagina.paperback readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-6695255643805269422008-12-05T17:16:00.000-05:002008-12-05T17:16:00.000-05:00dancer has eye put out by Brit Tit.dancer has eye put out by Brit Tit.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10316874618354199694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-71832390611600628852008-12-05T13:19:00.000-05:002008-12-05T13:19:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.whoissecretdubaihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08665041276137835413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-34205829000143897692008-12-05T09:35:00.000-05:002008-12-05T09:35:00.000-05:00Why are the newsie and the magician trying to suck...Why are the newsie and the magician trying to suckle at her tits?<BR/><BR/>DocDochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16979621370660001312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-47917437437279238382008-12-05T09:16:00.000-05:002008-12-05T09:16:00.000-05:00"Daddy, why does our program say 'Three Hole Circu...<I>"Daddy, why does our program say 'Three Hole Circus' instead of 'Three Ring Circus'?"</I> <BR/>---words, words, words<BR/><BR/>I can't compete with this! Hilarious!Jenny Jenny Flanneryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07621715431584059448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-30920510442700600412008-12-05T00:22:00.000-05:002008-12-05T00:22:00.000-05:00My curdled milk brings the mimes to the yardAnd th...<I>My curdled milk brings the mimes to the yard<BR/><BR/>And they're like "ou est la fromagge, Marge?"</I>Cormac Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02990698766444728760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-47499814812624445522008-12-04T22:41:00.000-05:002008-12-04T22:41:00.000-05:00Britney was glad she decided to have the mimes' to...Britney was glad she decided to have the mimes' tongues cut out before the show. It was so much easier to concentrate on her dance steps without all that screaming.Barbara Bruederlinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476249934930666695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-63762431982585379572008-12-04T22:27:00.000-05:002008-12-04T22:27:00.000-05:00Britney finally managed to out-diva J-Lo after dem...Britney finally managed to out-diva J-Lo after demanding two Peruvian eunuchs to constantly lick her armpits clean.The Imaginary Reviewerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00525958928789383304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-92085445754512191232008-12-04T19:42:00.000-05:002008-12-04T19:42:00.000-05:00You suck Britney, we'll blow!You suck Britney, we'll blow!Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-88331273145397085882008-12-04T19:34:00.000-05:002008-12-04T19:34:00.000-05:00"C'mon Vogue! Let your body moo-oove to the music ..."C'mon Vogue! Let your body moo-oove to the music hey hey hey!"katrockethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14093885900740274727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-35929776556590628682008-12-04T18:01:00.000-05:002008-12-04T18:01:00.000-05:00"Wow, Frank, you're right. We could totally start..."Wow, Frank, you're right. We could totally start sucking her nipples and nobody would blink an eye. I owe you a Coke."words...words...words...https://www.blogger.com/profile/02441563723665841808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-64332200706584504332008-12-04T17:54:00.000-05:002008-12-04T17:54:00.000-05:00"Daddy, why does our program say 'Three Hole Circu..."Daddy, why does our program say 'Three Hole Circus' instead of 'Three Ring Circus'?"words...words...words...https://www.blogger.com/profile/02441563723665841808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-14358617474638641492008-12-04T17:03:00.000-05:002008-12-04T17:03:00.000-05:00Hey, Bob, she really does smell like Cheetos.Hey, Bob, she really does smell like Cheetos.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-4721492222475458432008-12-04T16:50:00.000-05:002008-12-04T16:50:00.000-05:00It's a sad, sad day for America when the mime is t...It's a sad, sad day for America when the mime is the most likable member of any group of people. And it's not even close.paperback readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-5847432009012728432008-12-04T16:32:00.000-05:002008-12-04T16:32:00.000-05:00Once Britney had gotten all the clowns from the ca...Once Britney had gotten all the clowns from the car in her crotch, she decided there was room for mimes.<BR/><BR/>KnotAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-69559464738532606942008-12-04T16:31:00.000-05:002008-12-04T16:31:00.000-05:00Frank: "What do you smell, Bob?"Bob: "I smell me...Frank: "What do you smell, Bob?"<BR/>Bob: "I smell meth. What about you, Frank?"<BR/>Frank: "Despair."<BR/>Bob: "Yep, must be Britney."MJenkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12761003604210840898noreply@blogger.com