tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post7923456503175246812..comments2023-11-02T07:35:40.305-04:00Comments on The Pop Eye: Caption Crotch-test Contest #11BeckEyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00119780316809151433noreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-80698528114925539632008-06-09T09:23:00.000-04:002008-06-09T09:23:00.000-04:00"Shout-out received!"(Or whatever people do to ack..."Shout-out received!"<BR/><BR/>(Or whatever people do to acknowledge their recent snub.)doorknob_danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593165510284550311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-12904494012115588752008-06-07T19:02:00.000-04:002008-06-07T19:02:00.000-04:00Yes! Yes! I'd just like to thank me, for being s...Yes! Yes! I'd just like to thank me, for being so damned hilarious, and to BeckEye and her BFF, for recognizing that hilarity via an award.<BR/><BR/>"Multi-award winning pundit" has such a good ring to it. So does "not gracious in victory."paperback readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-10895769360311633412008-06-07T11:09:00.000-04:002008-06-07T11:09:00.000-04:00Oh well done!Oh well done!Barbara Bruederlinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476249934930666695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-53741963156712559642008-06-07T06:30:00.000-04:002008-06-07T06:30:00.000-04:00is matt lauer hiding in there?is matt lauer hiding in there?Distributorcaphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10149154929149577121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-38613697661534107222008-06-07T02:29:00.000-04:002008-06-07T02:29:00.000-04:00Thank you Dear for meeting Flannery and providing ...Thank you Dear for meeting Flannery and providing her with one of the most memorable nights of her life. She came home to gush about what a wonderful person you are, but I could have told her that before she left. I look forward to the time when I can do you the same favor, or at least have you show this redneck around the Big Apple. As always, your insight proves invalueable.<BR/><BR/>DocDochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16979621370660001312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-38043760426981918922008-06-05T20:58:00.000-04:002008-06-05T20:58:00.000-04:00Dude looks like a lady. A lady who pees her pants ...Dude looks like a lady. A lady who pees her pants every now and then.Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-27193177091631962632008-06-05T18:21:00.000-04:002008-06-05T18:21:00.000-04:00MD:Heroin.Makes me happy.As a side note, my word v...MD:<BR/>Heroin.<BR/><BR/>Makes me happy.<BR/><BR/>As a side note, my word verification is: qksbkeky<BR/><BR/>"Quick is Becky," however, 'Bkeky' sounds like a cross between Bukkake and Becky which when imagined as a combination, gives me immense gratification.doorknob_danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593165510284550311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-37646877541622656922008-06-05T15:16:00.000-04:002008-06-05T15:16:00.000-04:00Lady Lump Hump simulates a dumpLady Lump Hump simulates a dumpAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-81317402327351277342008-06-05T13:12:00.000-04:002008-06-05T13:12:00.000-04:00I'm a little tea pot short and stout, here is my h...I'm a little tea pot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout....Tootsiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02329489621732414681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-60178434849407733692008-06-05T12:13:00.000-04:002008-06-05T12:13:00.000-04:00"If I push a little harder I can squeeze out one m..."If I push a little harder I can squeeze out one more hit...."<BR/><BR/>Rats, if there were an HTML tag for a thought bubble this would be much funnier.Slave to the dogshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02911807405368397925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-69332009066649265542008-06-05T09:54:00.000-04:002008-06-05T09:54:00.000-04:00Holy crap DD, lay off the speed and the meth for a...Holy crap DD, lay off the speed and the meth for awhile.<BR/><BR/>Filming began this week for the upcoming film Freaky Friday II in which Fergie's career makes a comback when she trades bodies with a chimpanzee.Feisty Democrathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04098761706526404965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-72192532892885341752008-06-04T20:16:00.000-04:002008-06-04T20:16:00.000-04:00After falling out of a tree while hunting for the ...After falling out of a tree while hunting for the meth fairy, Fergie realized she had broken her ankle pretty bad and had to crouch and hobble all the way home, only stopping once to put on a concert in NYC.doorknob_danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593165510284550311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-54778606040782718772008-06-04T20:13:00.000-04:002008-06-04T20:13:00.000-04:00Hard rock band, Warrant [pictured], is still popul...Hard rock band, Warrant [pictured], is still popular in the new millenium.doorknob_danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593165510284550311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-90860876532831947852008-06-04T18:57:00.000-04:002008-06-04T18:57:00.000-04:00Dreamworks could do magic: Morphing 10 minutes of...Dreamworks could do magic: Morphing 10 minutes of chimpanzee motion captured movements into a 90 minute performance by Fergie. Sure there were a few quirks in the translation that Dreamworks couldn't iron out, like feces flinging, face making, and the odd squat and pee [pictured], however it was still a marvelous display of technology.doorknob_danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593165510284550311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-80597013583257187872008-06-04T14:14:00.000-04:002008-06-04T14:14:00.000-04:00The zombie vampires were getting closer to the wal...The zombie vampires were getting closer to the walls of the remaining human outpost while their leader employed psychological warfare by chanting frightening nonsense through loudspeakers around the perimeter. <BR/><BR/>Dave knew it was going to be a long, sleepless night with the incessant screeching of the vampire Queen blaring over the sounds of women and children sobbing in the camp. <BR/><BR/>Hopefully by morning they would be able to come up with a way to track the vampires to their lair while they slept and at least stab that leader bitch through her shrivelled evil heart so she would shut the fuck up and they could get a decent nights sleep for once.doorknob_danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593165510284550311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-70651243402275528792008-06-04T14:05:00.000-04:002008-06-04T14:05:00.000-04:00[Soothing British voiceover]"Silently, the Califor...[Soothing British voiceover]<BR/>"Silently, the Californian jaguar creeps up on its unsuspecting prey, and waits patiently for it to fill its crack pipe before she strikes."doorknob_danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593165510284550311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-31186191726469267772008-06-04T13:25:00.000-04:002008-06-04T13:25:00.000-04:00"These are the lady lumps that make me famous, and..."These are the lady lumps that make me famous, and this is my lumpy face that makes me infamous!"doorknob_danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593165510284550311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-18920181805119501592008-06-04T13:23:00.000-04:002008-06-04T13:23:00.000-04:00[Shot taken right before the seam in Fergie's pant...[Shot taken right before the seam in Fergie's pants broke and the midget fell out.]doorknob_danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593165510284550311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-28797725430256603892008-06-04T11:19:00.000-04:002008-06-04T11:19:00.000-04:00"I really really wish that guy in the front row wo..."I really really wish that guy in the front row would throw his bottle at me. Like hey, can't you see my treasure chest all open and ready, stupid? What are you waiting for?"doorknob_danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593165510284550311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-89278737598701305682008-06-04T11:12:00.000-04:002008-06-04T11:12:00.000-04:00"These anal beads I forgot to take out are really ..."These anal beads I forgot to take out are really getting uncomfortable."doorknob_danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593165510284550311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-62749898305243624222008-06-04T11:11:00.000-04:002008-06-04T11:11:00.000-04:00"This dildo I forgot to take out is really getting..."This dildo I forgot to take out is really getting uncomfortable."doorknob_danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593165510284550311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-31711426148647379292008-06-04T11:10:00.000-04:002008-06-04T11:10:00.000-04:00"The things I do for crystal meth. This is the la..."The things I do for crystal meth. This is the last time I pose like this, dressed anyways, I swear. Why hasn't Playboy called yet?"doorknob_danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593165510284550311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-30686529410371996632008-06-04T11:02:00.000-04:002008-06-04T11:02:00.000-04:00Jocelyn Wildenstein, the 'cat lady' (of plastic su...Jocelyn Wildenstein, the 'cat lady' (of plastic surgery fame) prepares for her speech to midgets on the importance of accepting yourself as you are.doorknob_danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593165510284550311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-38169385544148775372008-06-04T10:58:00.000-04:002008-06-04T10:58:00.000-04:00She ain't pretty, she just looks that way.<I>She ain't pretty, she just looks that way.</I>doorknob_danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593165510284550311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13754190.post-9106318685304866882008-06-04T10:57:00.000-04:002008-06-04T10:57:00.000-04:00Fergie finds herself turning to leather pants ofte...Fergie finds herself turning to leather pants often, her vajeen-acid keeps eating through cotton and other less-durable fabrics. Kinda like the alien blood in Aliens, except scarier.doorknob_danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593165510284550311noreply@blogger.com