"Has anyone seen my diaphragm?"
This month's winning caption belongs to Splotchy, who was the only one to make me heartily laugh out loud. I always knew those splotches were a symptom of a more serious condition, and now my suspicions are confirmed. It is now my expert opinion that Splotchy's crotch is, in fact, on fi-yah.
And since Adam Lambert proved that runners-up are not losers, these folks have nothing to be ashamed of:
Because I'm a sucker for bad puns (you should all know this by now): "...So I told the hairdresser I wanted a style that would make me look like a fun guy..." - The Imaginary Reviewer
Because I'm a sucker for lyrical puns: Lady Gaga is forced to wear a shield on her head after too many people take her lyrics literally and repeatedly poke her face. - The Imaginary Reviewer, again!
Because it paints a beautiful and hilarious image: Taken moments before the Border Collie who won the Frisbee championship took her head clean off her shoulders. - June's Firecrotch, Skyler's Dad
"If you go to a Halloween party dressed as a mushroom but win the prize for best costume as "the girl who came as an ottoman", did you really win?"
Oh wait, I'm getting her confused with Abe Simpson. Sorry.
'When your hair's near your eye lika big pizza pie, that's Gaga...'
(*facepalm* Oh god. Why do I know who Lady Gaga is?)
"She's wearing a hair shield because people might might might poke her face."
I apologize for any inconvenience my first draft may have caused.
Nothing to see here, citizen, please move along.
My mantel is full anyway. Hmph.
I didn't even bother making up my own caption after I read the diaphragm one. Nothing could possibly beat THAT.
Glad you like my avatar.