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Caption Crotch-test Contest #37

August 12, 2010

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Because I Haven't Picked on Paris Hilton in a While

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Eye Boogers

November 18, 2009

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Caption Crotch-test Contest #26

September 11, 2009

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Caption Crotch-test Contest #20

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Caption Crotch-test Contest #18

January 12, 2009

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Benji, The Punted

November 20, 2008

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Eye Boogers

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Catching Up With the Firecrotches Three

January 04, 2008

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Fulfilling an Obligation

November 20, 2007

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Caption Crotch-test Contest #5

November 05, 2007

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Eye Boogers

August 28, 2007

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Caption Crotch-test Contest #2

August 10, 2007

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Some Girl-on-Girl Action

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The Bitch is Back

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Sorry For My Prolonged Absence...

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Britney: Redefining Rock Bottom

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Whore Power: Paris Defends One of Her Own

December 11, 2006

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Eye Boogers

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