We Interrupt This Pop Culture Blog to Bring You One of those Mimis Momos Mumus Surveys

You have to imagine me singing this in my best scraggly, ragged voice: I've been....Thuuuunder-struuuuck. In other words, Jef aka Thunderfish has tagged me. Here goes.

Seven things I want to do before I die:

1. Visit Ireland
2. Find a job/career I actually enjoy
3. Get married
4. Meet John Travolta
5. See all 50 states
6. Get something published
7. Buy a boat

Seven things I can do (Skills Napoleon):

1. Play darts
2. Fix people's hair
3. Remember an unlimited amount of useless, trivial facts
4. Talk along with/act out the entire movie Grease (But I don't because that would be annoying to other people watching.)
5. Find my way to anywhere within the greater Pittsburgh area
6. Read music
7. Impressions (Very bad impressions that still make my friends laugh.)

Seven things I cannot do:

1. Roll my tongue up (I can however, roll my "R"s.)
2. Fix my own hair
3. Remember important things
4. Watch Grease 2 all the way through
5. Stop swearing
6. Get up in the morning without hitting the snooze at least 10 times
7. Be aggressive

Seven things I say a lot :

1. Like
2. F**K
3. I hate my job.
4. Yo baby
5. Apparently
6. I'll start dieting and/or working out on Monday.
7. GET OUT OF THE PASSING LANE, MORON!!!!

Seven things I find attractive in a male:

1. Sense of humor
2. Blue eyes
3. Love of music
4. Nice build, but not too many muscles. I like some meat on the bones.
5. Broad shoulders
6. Tousled, slightly messy, dark hair
7. Consideration/respectfulness

Seven celebrity crushes?

1. John Travolta
2. Eddie Vedder
3. Jeremy Sisto
4. Ewan McGregor
5. Chris Cornell
6. John Taylor
7. Will Ferrell
8. Catherine Zeta-Jones

Seven random people who have to do this next:

1. Librarian Extraordinaire
2. Lee Ann
3. Masha
4. JC
5. Echeevo
6. Zombie Lama
7. Beautiful Disaster