When I Close My Pop Eye...Will You Dream (Dream) About Meeee?

Ok, folks...I'm off to New York so I'm not sure when I'll get to blog next. Let me just throw a few things at you in a last ditch attempt to entertain.

Item #1 - Britney Spears may soon be appearing on Broadway as the title character in "Sweet Charity". Looks like I'm moving to the Big Apple just in time! I'm really happy about this. Obviously, Broadway's standard of talent is at an all-time low now which means that I am one step closer to the dream of playing either Eponine in "Les Miserables" or Sandy in "Grease". Hey, it could happen.

Item #2 - Pat Morita just died. Bummer. Mr Miyagi was a cool cat. You kind of get the feeling that a guy who can catch a fly with chopsticks will live forever, but it was not to be. RIP, Pat.

Item #3 - Jessica and Nick are calling it quits. For real this time. It's rather anti-climactic isn't it? After all, this story has been making its rounds in the tabloids since the two got married. Oh well, all reality TV shows get canceled at some point and most Hollywood marriages end. The odds weren't in their favor. They will both still continue to make crappy music, just separately.

Item #4 - Two women were injured during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade when a balloon got tangled up on a street lamp, knocking part of it off. Oh great! As if it's not bad enough that I have to worry about random muggings, subway stench, crazy cabbies and running into Britney's no-talent ass...just one more thing to make me nervous about my move. Giant, runaway balloons. I hope my new health insurance covers that.

That's about it for now! Don't worry, I won't be gone for long. And Tom Cruise will still be a jackass by the time I return to the land of Blog.

Comments

Anonymous said…
safe travels!,
neeeew york, dah dah dah-di-da ....
LoraLoo said…
Have a safe trip - you weren't kidding when you said you were moving SOON...

Miyagi's death truly was sad. He really wasn't that old, either. I'm old enough to remember him on Happy Days.
Bar L. said…
Good luck with the move! It sounds so exciting - living in the Big Apple! I can't wait for all the stories you pick up there!

I'll be here waiting for your return.

:)
Lee Ann said…
Good luck, promise to stay in touch, and come back by the Castle once you get settled!
Lucidly Awake said…
Hey there..
Thanks for stopping by my blog.. have a nice trip.. will keep checking ur blog out..

-L.Awake
Anonymous said…
Hi there... just happened upon your great blog. Love the writing and BTW, my wife thinks Gabriel is extremely hot, too.
Have fun in the Big Apple and don't worry, I think Brittany will go over just like her restaurant did.
Anonymous said…
I must be old, instead of Mr. Miyagi I said 'oh no, Arnold died'
I was all bummed out about Pat Morita, too.

And luckily, all you have to do to avoid renegade balloons is avoid the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Mme.G said…
Have a safe trip!

When you come back to the Burgh, maybe we could meet up some time.
Alice said…
did you ALSO hear that apparently brit will only consider the role if they let daddy fed be a backup dancer?? i really, really hope that is a naughty rumor. because SERIOUSLY BRIT. STOP IT WITH THE KFED ALREADY.
Neo said…
Becky -Good luck! I'll say a prayer for you. And don't take anybody's crap up in NY!

Come back soon!

*huggerz*
Masha said…
Have fun in NEWWW YORRRKKK!
Brooks Brown said…
beckeye, you need to see the bit the daily show did on the macy's float incident from 11/28. it was a hilarious rip on the candy coated crap known as the today show commentary team. it is pure poetry.
Alecia said…
Yay for NYC - I live in NY but I've only been there once.

Have fun, be safe, watch your purse. I realize this is really late. I've been out of the blog circle for a bit.

Cheers!
Alecia
Martin said…
Oh, and I did forget to say enjoy the trip.
Hope you come back soon, i found your blog to be soothing and cleansing and curiously strong. No hold it, that's an altoid. do you have any by chance?

anyhow, hope you're well!
the idiot
Lee Ann said…
When are you coming back? I miss you!
Goan Pao said…
looking forward to seein u in les miserables...best wishes on the move...i guess you must hv settled in pretty much by now..dont worry about the muggings, the subway stench is scary though......
BadGod said…
No one ever mentions his Pat's role on MASH. He fuckin rocked.