More News To File Under: Even Less Shocking than a Dead Battery

Britney Spears poses nude for the cover of Bazaar.

Wow. I can't believe it. She always seemed so shy.

Here is Britney in the cover shot, in all her newly brunette, knocked-up glory:












Hubby, K-Fed, went along for the photo shoot and really wanted to be in the picture, but ended up getting cropped out. Being the scoopster that I am, I've found a copy of the missing pic:











I know, I know...that's really horrible Photoshopping. (Mainly because I no longer have Photoshop, but this lame knockoff, Photo Impression.) So, I didn't have the real photo. It's a re-creation. Unsolved Mysteries does that all the time.

Comments

Au contraire, that's great photoshopping!
Anonymous said…
Good reporting as always. Seriously just today I was thinking "she never posts anymore" and Voila! A post appeared.

Britney can't even handle one kid - how is she going to handle two? Ugh.
Happy Villain said…
Is it just me, or does she kinda look like Katie Homes in that shot?

Either way...

I'm totally sick her face. And now I can say I'm totally sick of the rest of her too.

As for your pic of K-Fed, I think it's a dead ringer for the real thing, complete with slightly off-color face and body color and size. Spot on, Beck!
Ahhhhhhhh! I'm blinnnnnnnnnddddd!

What, ahhhhhh, I'm blinnnnnnndddd again!

Damn, you should've prefaced that with "are you ready?" from Korn.
earlcapps said…
You definitely did your homework to get those photos, esp. the last one! Great work!