Larry the Baby Daddy

Now that we all know who Dannielynn's father is, can we all go back to our normal lives? There are more important things in life. I mean, I have Sunjaya to mock, John Travolta to gush over, and I feel like I haven't even scratched the surface of what YouTube has to offer. Really. I just don't have time for this baby nonsense.

And who didn't know that Larry was the Dad anyway? The hotter guy always wins.

"I'm just glad this is all behind us, the mystery is solved and that my little girl doesn't have to worry about growing up with a giant schnoz."

Comments

Les Becker said…
Oh come on - everybody knows Zsa Zsa paid somebody so as not to be embarrassed any further. Please.

Nah, you're right. Let's talk about Travolta.
Lee Ann said…
....and the one that insists on the DNA testing wins...
surprise!
Yes, your thing is true too...the hotter guy wins!
I'm still trying to figure out why these dudes were so hepped up about being the one true daddy. Was it a bragging rights thing or is there money involved?
I read he was going to change Daniellelynn's name and move to Arizona to give her a nominally normal life. I can't wait to see the VH1 special twenty years from now.