Saturday, October 06, 2007

Happy Birthday, Jeremy!

Here's wishing Jeremy Sisto another sexy year. For those who aren't familiar with him, Jeremy is the newest cast member of Law & Order, but probably best known for his role as Brenda's crazy brother, Billy, on Six Feet Under. To readers of my blog, he's best known as my "Number 3 Man." That basically means that should I ever hook up with John Travolta and/or Eddie Vedder and neither of them can fulfill their duties, Jeremy will be next in line.

Happy 33rd, #3!

15 comments:

chez béziat said...

My wife reserves spots one through three on her list for Jon Bon Jovi.

Have a nice day!

Slave to the dogs said...

Law and Order has gotten super-lame, but this could lure me back.

Feelin' ya on Eddie Vedder, too, though I think he's pretty short in person. Chris Cornell is my favorite grungie.

Zed said...

I like this guy. He's got a sexy smirk. But John Travolta? Isn't he gay? (Yeah, yeah, married gay, but isn't he gay--not that there's anything wrong with that, but it sort of messes up conjugal visits.)

Karen said...

I first saw Jeremy in Hideaway. Damn he was fine. Then I saw him in White Squall and The Crew. Yikes....

Skylers Dad said...

"fulfill their duties" is the best euphemism I have ever heard!

Coaster Punchman said...

I would totally promote Jeremy to #1 on that short list.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

It's always prudent to have a number 3 named. I have better work on my list I guess.

Coaster Punchman said...

Also, Tanya sends gifts to you. I have them. I will release them as soon as you meet my demands.

pistols at dawn said...

Eeeew, John Travolta. That is so shameful. I could never make out with you now, because I could always imagine you imagining his hands all over you.

chelene said...

If I were dead I'd be rolling in my grave at the suggestion that John Travolta is above Jeremy Sisto!

X. Dell said...

Why take a chance on #1 and #2? I'm sure you can score some Viagra from somewhere.

BeckEye said...

Ok, I'm just going to pretend that none of you said anything negative about John Travolta. I can't possibly beat all of you to death. It would be very tiring and, since I watch CSI, I know that I would slip up at some point, leave a clue behind and get caught. You have to live your whole lives with no taste, so I guess that's punishment enough.

Bluez said...

I think I remember when Travolta was hot, but I have to agree, I'd take Jeremy Sisto any day over JT.

pistols at dawn said...

No taste? As their first witness, your honor, the state calls The Person who saw Lucky Numbers. Oh, no one will publicly admit to seeing that?

Hmm. How about Broken Arrow? Michael, an angel movie so bad it actually disproves the existence of God?

Battlefield Earth? That movie in the 80s where he's a writer for Rolling Stone looking into health clubs? Terrible, all of them.

Or so I hear.

Dale said...

Remember how I said I hated the 6 Feet Under finale? I did enjoy the part where it looked like Sisto finally talked his poor sister to death, his finest moment.

 

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