Friday, March 07, 2008

The Highest-Rated Reality Show Ever

It would be called: TFTH.

Too Fierce To Handle.

15 comments:

Mike said...

TFFF- too funny for friday!

:-)

Dale said...

I'd watch it! Good thinking Beckeye. I was glad at the outcome of PR and actually didn't mind having Danny removed from the stage.

Red said...

YES! Please can this be added to next seasons line up?!? I'd watch religiously!

Falwless said...

And they should be given tasks to complete, and mentored by Miss Jay from ANTM.

You totally need to pitch this.

Grant Miller said...

I have no idea who those people are but they don't look fierce.

I, on the other hand...

Flannery Alden said...

OMG! Where do I sign up?

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I don't know much about clothes, but my hair looks fierce - Amanda Lepore

Writeprocrastinator said...

Why is it that I live in possibly the most gayest city in America and I have absolutely no idea what this is about?

BeckEye said...

Mike - Are you LOL'ing? Please do, but please don't ever use that term. I actually almost vomited just typing it for joking purposes.

Dale - I'm glad you approve, because I need you to loan me the money to produce this shit.

Red - I seriously think it would kick ass.

Falwless - Oh, I love Miss Jay. I used to work in PR, and don't anymore because I suck at pitching. I'm more of a writer than a speaker. Maybe I could go into some bigwig's office with a typed up pitch and just slide it across the table to the guy and occasionally raise my eyebrows and smile at him as he reads it.

Grant Miller - I'll take that as confirmation of your interest to be a guest star on one episode.

Flannery - Got money? You and Dale can be my sugar-backers.

Barbara - I had to Google Amanda Lepore. I had no idea who she (?) was. I kept thinking it was a joke name. I kept saying aloud, "A man to...la.." okay nothing is working.

WP - Most gayest?

WendyB said...

I vote for Deathmatch between those two.

Gifted Typist said...

I want to finish Grant Miller's comment

"wore a glove"

Writeprocrastinator said...

Okay, the dude in the right picture is from Idol, because of the back drop. But who is the dude on the left? An escapee from "Japan's Worst Anime Hair?"

Bluez said...

Did you happen to catch the Christian sketch on SNL last night? It was halarious!, no it was FIERCE...

Beth said...

Fierce will always win, and my love/hate for him will continue to grow.

Writeprocrastinator said...

I finally saw the dude right before the premiere of "Top Chef" getting into that Saturn and he was completely serious with that twenty four year-old catchphrase.

 

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