Monday, May 12, 2008

Asinine is the New Black

Sneak Peek: Here is Sarah Jessica Parker on the set
of her new big-budget holiday film,
How The Grinch Somehow Convinced Everyone She Was a Fashion Icon.

22 comments:

Bloody Awful Poetry said...

Check out the Dude in Blue Shirt and Chick in Red Dress back there. I sense some DRAMA. Oooo...

Oh crap is that thing actually on her HEAD??

Writeprocrastinator said...

The worst part was that she didn't realize until a leaf came off when she stepped out of the limo, that the dress was made of cabbage.

Some Guy said...

Does she really want to be attracting added attention to her head/face area?

doorknob_dan said...

Oddly, she's about

-one limp wrist
-5 minutes of mascara
-and 20 pounds

away from looking the exact same as the Amy Winehouse picture just below her on the main page.

gizmorox said...

It's a shame too, because the dress itself is kind of cute. And how the hell does that thing stay on her head? What is the point?

Edge said...

I can't handle ol' horseface. If it wasn't for weak-willeed twenty-somethings who love shallow and superficial "Sex And The City" characters she would be the SAHW of Ferris Bueller.

Someone please tell me a movie she is known for besides Hocus Pocus.

~Jef

GingerSnaps said...

WTF? Did she rob a fruit stand?

Good gawd.

The Guv'ner said...

Yeah I don't know what's up with that head gear... I like the dress ok though. It works for her. Even her face looks human and less equine than normal. She seems ok old SJP. I can't be mean about her. Plus she lives on my street, she'd kill me.

gifted typist said...

If we chopped her up she'd be great in a green salad with a drizzle of olive oil.

Heather said...

I was so blown away by the fact that she's wearing a dress I actually like that I somehow missed the thing on her head first time round. Wowza!!

Alice said...

i actually like the dress, but COME ON about the headdress. uh, i mean "hat."

Bond said...

I do like the dress...missed the thing on her head at first...not sure what they were thinking when they added that

Sauntering Soul said...

Okay I'll agree with all of y'all that she is sporting one crazy hat. However, that hat is so SJP and it's not surprising to me at all. And I kind of like her dress. But if you could see what I'm wearing today you would realize when it comes to fashion I do not know what the hell I'm talking about.

Red said...

Okay. You Word Ver has it out for me. It keeps dropping my comments! Unfortunately for you, I can't remember the downright hilarious thing I said before. Ugh!

Unless you are deleting my comments for being so funny. And there, I don't know if I can really blame you...

Barbara Bruederlin said...

The dress is cute and she does have a nice figure, but don't you just want to dump your tea dregs into her hat? That is a hat, right, not just an opportunely snapped photo, taken while she was walking past a garden centre?

Barbara(aka Layla) said...

why? this says to me "I am so desperate for some media attention that I will walk around with a frigging plant growing out of my head and say its a hat"

Kristi Mantoni said...

Barbara(aka Layla) I concur! TOTALLY!

Coffee-Drinking Woman said...

Dear god! What is that THING growing out of her head? I was temporarily blinded by the bile-green dress, but then when my vision cleared, I noticed that she had some sort of grotesque growth...

(man, I think I just used up any good karma I might have had with that comment...)

chelene said...

I can overlook the hat (her ego is unreal) but what is with those shoes? They don't match anything!

Happy Villain said...

At first glance, I couldn't figure out what was so vile about her outfit, and then I realized it wasn't an escaped Amazon parrot flying overhead.

Maybe her long face is for balance, like a rudder for that masts she puts atop her head.

I don't know why I'm so mean to her, but I have never liked her and never understood the world's fascination with her.

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

She's probably so popular, in part, because of her ability to look prety attractive or pretty unattractive, depending on her various costumes/contexts. Sometimes I'm drawn to her... Other times, repelled.

katrocket said...

Okay, so she wore an acorn cap on her head. Whatever. The Brits are nuts about that stuff. I actually liked her dress. I'm not in love with the colour, but I think the design itself is gorgeous.

 

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