Tuesday, September 16, 2008

It's Better Than Lolcats!

Before I begin this entry, I just want to state for the record that I, in no way, understand what it is that I'm about to post. All I can say is that I no longer believe that music is the universal language.

I saw this video recently on Best Week Ever's website. Apparently, this MEG chick is big in Japan. Since she IS Japanese, that's not the joke that it would be if I were talking about an American artist. But seeing this made me realize why it's so easy for lame U.S. acts to become big in Japan. Those nutbags are easily entertained over there.

Again, I don't know what this is supposed to be, but if you can make it to the 2:33 mark, you'll be rewarded with sweet, sweet absurdity.


"Precious," MEG

Then there's this...


"Virgin Cat," Anna Tsuchiya

I don't believe that cat is really a virgin.

Surely, there is a better use for these kitties. I can't believe they're being wasted in videos when there are children starving in China.

19 comments:

Tara said...

That top video....I don't know what to say. But you're right, I was greatly rewarded for watching up to 2:33 and beyond. Levitating, dancing, dining cats. :)

Heather said...

At first I thought it was a "make your own video" thing from a homecoming dance and then I just thought it was so freakin' hilarious I almost fell off my chair. Aren't they supposed to the tech capital of the world?

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Yeah, I'm big in Japan, too. Real big. Colossal.

Heh.

SkylersDad said...

They are so into that whole black background with lots of stage hands thing. They have an entire game show that is all about that...

Pretty whacked out

Beth said...

Maybe the kitties are some of those "teenaged" Chinese gymnasts. They need new gigs.

FranIAm said...

Oh.
Those.
Cats.

Hot pussy on pussy dancing and dining.

I couldn't get too far in Virgin Cat, I spent all my energy on Meg and gladly so!!

Children. Starving. China.

Wicked wicked Beckeye.

Dr Zibbs said...

Me so horny. Also, I'm a sucker for any chick dressed as a cat. And I hate real cats.

Gifted Typist said...

Ok, that first one is bad, but have you seen thisabomination not from Japan.

Red said...

Oh holy Christ! That first video made my cry with laughter. Nothing has made me laugh harder since La Pequenia Hillary. Thank you for that.

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Oh, now I miss Japan even more. You know, I used to be able to come home from work, switch on the TV and have that sort of insanity available all night? Ah, Japan, you mad, mad, mad, mad country.

Barbara(aka Layla) said...

that was lame beyond words...if felt embarrassed just watching it....the cats were cute.

Tootsie said...

I truly have been blessed with sweet sweet absurdity, I watched the first video to the end and my only thought... she's the love child of David Copperfield and Sonya Fitzpatrick

genn6 said...

Okay, the second video I almost "get", but the first one? Japanese? You sure that ain't China? I mean, I would expect something like that to be pop culture a communist populace would be forced to accept as entertainment...

evilesb138 said...

seriously, the Japanese like some F*cked up sh*t.....

I think the first video had me more creeped out...the black clad "invisible" cat holders did it for me.

Tony Alva said...

I'm only here for the word verific... WHAT THE (spit reflex)?!!!

This blog has definately gone downhill.

Mathdude said...

Awesome - the Word Verificator is off! Hahahahaha! Let the spamin' begin. Hey folks, if you want real bloggin' mozy on over to Eating Chicken Vindaloo. At Eating Chicken Vindaloo, the prices are INSANE!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Okay I admit I am glad I ffwd to 2:33, but I'm not sure I would have had the patience to actually watch till that point. Are those cats drugged? If I did that to mine, I would have no face left.

Alice said...

what.. the.. i just... i just don't know. my brain hurts.

aliencg said...

Uhhhh...these videos were definitely...ummm...what's that word?...awful.

I don't think I could ever understand the musical taste in Japan.

 

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