More Shocking Than Gaiken-gate 2008

Britney's new song is a piece of shit.

More on this story as it develops.

Comments

How is this even possible? You people, leave Britney alone, you haters!
Red said…
Seriously. All the shocking news this week! It's like my whole world's been turned upside down!
SkylersDad said…
But the video is OK 'cause she flashes Beav as she gets out of the Limo...
Doc said…
Why am I not the slightest bit surprised by either of these two news items? Because I read it here first! If it wasn't for your tireless efforts, the only pop culture I would have would be yogurt with snapping candies in it.

Thank you dear.
Doc
Gifted Typist said…
Breathless!
I hang on your every syllable!
Alice said…
haahahahaha. aaahahaha. heh. heehee. i love your posts.
But E! told me that her comeback was still on track! E! wouldn't lie to me, would they?
Unknown said…
I didn't see THAT coming!
Anonymous said…
I haven't heard the song, but I agree with you fully. Thanks for the drive-by opinion.
Cup said…
I don't believe you. She's a VMA winner, dammit.
Mike said…
I am sure this song will fit into that huge 2 cd rock opera that she is rumored to be working on. It will all come together into something worthy???

Right?
LoraLoo said…
Okay I'm not even going to listen to Britney's new song... gack... but I wanted to take a moment to comment on your new profile photo.

LOVE the Xanadu picture. LOVE it. I so wanted to be Olivia Newton-John for much of my childhood!