Friday, March 05, 2010

Proof That God Exists

Pajama Jeans. Seriously, why did these take so long to be invented? And why didn't I think of them?

I mean, it's true. I DO want to to look great. And I DO deserve to be comfortable. And I DON'T have time to find just the right outfit.

I WANT TO GET IT ALL DONE AND LOOK GREAT IN PAJAMA JEANS!!!

18 comments:

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Bahaha! Is it wrong that I watched that ready to make as many insulting jokes as possible and by the time it was over thought, "That's sort of a FANTASTIC idea!"? :) For those Thanksgiving and Xmas food overload times.

Sort of...

J. Hi said...

I wish they would make a onesie out of it and then I could rock the pajama jean onesie.

red said...

$50 says they don't actually look that much like jeans.

BeckEye said...

Red, I thought we were friends. Why are you shitting on my dreams?

Mr. Condescending said...

I imagine them looking like those jeans jessica simpson wore when she was chunkier!

Penny said...

Wow..I would rock those!!

words...words...words... said...

Wow. I'm pretty sure the Olympic snowboard team was rocking those. I love that we've gotten so fat that jeans are now uncomfortable.

SkylersDad said...

Because nothing says European Designer like brass rivets.

Really? I feel like I have been lied to my whole life!

Little Ms Blogger said...

The top stitching on the back pocket reminds me of jeans from the early 80's. That scares me.

Ed said...

Sweet. Now I NEVER have to change.

Scope said...

If the material is that stretchy, why have so many size variations?

But I am certain that they would look astounding on you, and look awesome topped with a black Hines Ward jersey.

Fran said...

Hey - I think that Sarah Palin was wearing those on Leno the other night!

This is hilarious!! Off to make my purchase.

Fran said...

P.S. I think that Red was shitting on your jeans and not your dreams, but that's just how I see it.

Yawn! Time for me to double denim down and get back to bed.

katrocket said...

Oh, I'm sold! Now if only someone would invent slipper stilettos...

Scope said...

The real question is, how will they look with your leopard print Snuggie and Crocs?

Soon, no one will be wearing real clothing ever again!

Malcolm said...

Comfortable and affordable + plus women's asses look fantastic in them= a win for everyone.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

you never need to get dressed ever again!

Writeprocrastinator said...

(Groan)
Another byproduct of the Crack Era.

 

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