Thursday, September 02, 2010

Caption Crotch-test Contest #38

Here we have Katy Perry, looking decidely un-Zooey Deschanel-like and doing God knows what. Please provide an appropriate, heavily Auto Tuned caption.

12 comments:

Cormac Brown said...

I really have to wonder, Paris said that this is the best way to get out of being busted when you're pulled over.

Jay Amabile said...

"California Gurls we're really flexible?"

The Vegetable Assassin said...

"God had personally informed the Reverend that a pure, virgin white guitar and matching attire was the best way to banish spirits during an exorcism."

SkylersDad said...

Although Katy kissed a girl and liked it, what she really loved was being double penetrated musically.

Too much?

Johnson said...

Local man slays microphone-eating Katy Perry impersonator with righteous guitar solo.

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

As Katy reenacts a scene from "Deep Throat" she flashes the front row to show them her new Brazilian Wax.

Ed said...

I wish I was her mic.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Mattel announces Flavour of the Month Barbie.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Man, I really have to take more guitar lessons. I can't even play chords correctly let alone make women orgasm.

Just Dave said...

Katy's performance was suddenly interrupted by an LSD flashback of a high school limbo party,

words...words...words... said...

Katy Perry's ponytail is cemented to the floor after borrowing fiance Russell Brand's hair products.

Perplexio said...

Katy knew she had to find a new agent after the only endorsement deal he could get her was with her Brazilian Waxer.

 

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