Monday, June 27, 2005

Hey cat, got your tongue!

I thought stuff like this only happened in the movies...
Grandfather Kills Leopard with His Hands

Basically, a 73 year old Kenyan man was attacked by a leopard, and he managed to keep his wits about him long enough to reach into the beast's mouth and rip out its tongue! I think it's safe to say that if a leopard ever attacked me, you'd be reading about me in the obituaries, not the "odd news" section. Good Lord...what even makes a person think they could do such a thing? And what kind of weights is this guy lifting to be strong enough to do it?

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