Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Caption Crotch-test Contest #40

"Listen, lady, all I'm asking is that you give me back my cousin. His mother has been worried sick."


And there is this month's winning caption, submitted by Gwen of Everything I Like Causes Cancer. Luckily for Gwen, being named Firecrotch of the Month does not cause cancer. Crotch rot is an entirely different matter though.
I also have to give an honorable mention to Cora for quoting that '80s classic, "Let's Go All the Way." And $10 says the lead singer of Sly Fox is now the guy inside that Sly Fox costume. $50 says he's unemployed and living in his mother's basement.

20 comments:

Scope said...

Mom? Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Penny said...

Looks like she killed his brother and made him into a coat.

Heff said...

"Yeah, you're a fox too, but ten bucks says MY PUSSY'S HAIRIER !"

Lou said...

"So, I'm a furry.... You're a furry.... What do you say we go back to my place?"

SkylersDad said...

While Sly Fox pops the question, Anonymous women to the right wonders what part of artificial Kim will pop first.

Shannon Green said...

The woman next to her is cracking me up.

She's like, "Oh God, I wish she would look at me like that."

ÄsK AliCë said...

"Desperate to be married by her 30th birthday, Kim stoops to paying the fox to propose"

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Sly Fox: You wanna do it?
Kim: Nope
Sly Fox: Well, can I just hump your hairy arm?

cube said...

Holy Daughter of the Guy Who Got Rid of OJ's Incriminating Evidence!!!!!

What a legacy he has left on this earth.

Heather said...

Kim eyes the Sly Fox attempting to determine if the next phase in her transformation should be a breastplate or right leg.

Gwen said...

"Listen, lady, all I'm asking is that you give me back my cousin. His mother has been worried sick."

Cora said...

Sly Fox: "Let's go all the way. Let's go all the way. Ahh ahh ahh. Let's go all the way."

BeckEye said...

Cora, I was wondering how long it would take for someone to make that comment! :)

Cora said...

Only a mere three days. Pfffft! :-)

dmarks said...

Might be one of those white furred Mugatto gorillas from an earlier version of Star Trek, meeting a Cardassian at last.

Caption: "Well, yes, Kim, it does stick to my fur"

Knot said...

"Listen, I'll always be a fox, but if you don't stop that plastic surgery and hoeing around, you'll be a chupacabra."

http://www.usposttoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/El-Chupacabra.jpg

"Hey, even in the animal kingdom, most of us try to keep our partners down to under 50."

Tootsie said...

Will you be my Bitch?

Candy's daily Dandy said...

What the hell is she wearing?

Cora said...

Congratulations to Gwen! :-)

Gwen said...

Wow. I honestly never believed I'd earn my "Pop Eye Scouts" Firecrotch Badge. Thanks!

Although I suppose it's only appropriate given that I've been suffering with a UTI all week.

FIRECROTCH! wooooooooo!

 

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