Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Just when I thought Tom couldn't be any more annoying...

Aww, so some guy nailed Tom Cruise with a squirt gun. When did being a giant movie star make you exempt from stupid practical jokes? Water guns are a hazard of summer - no one is safe! But Mr. In Love With Love doesn't feel he should be subjected to such tortures. What a freaking baby. I can't believe they arrested the guy who squirted him, either. Apparently he was doing a show about pranked celebrities. His only crime was that he's not Ashton Kutcher.

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