Friday, July 01, 2005

The Apocalypse Approaches...

America, I-iii-I wanna be inside your heads. Look at what you've done:

Billboard Singles Chart
#1 - Inside Your Heaven, Bo Bice
#2 - Inside Your Heaven, Carrie Underwood

I wasn't able to look up the rest of the Top 5 (is the Billboard website suddenly unavailable or is it just me?) but I'll hazard a guess:

#3 - Inside My Hell, Justin Guarini
#4 - Inside My Closet - Clay Aiken
#5 - Inside My Belly - Ruben Studdard


The Everglades said...

What about Fellatio with Paula, by Corey Alexander?

MoDigli said...


You are hilarious!


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