Sunday, September 25, 2005

Bruce Willis...You've Just Been Punk'd

Yeah, the whole Bruce Willis/Punk'd joke has probably been done. I'm not trekking to Tibet just to soul search and find the perfect, original joke. It'll do for now.

According to Us Weekly and People, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have finally tied the knot. I suppose I could make jokes about the age difference but, quite frankly, I don't see what the big deal is. Demi is smokin'. More power to her. Really, if they get along then that's all that matters. Kutcher is obviously a big goofball, and being a fan of big goofballs myself, I can certainly understand what Demi sees in him. And I'm sure her kids think he's pretty kewl.

It was also reported that ex-hubby, Bruce Willis, was present for the nuptials. A lady in the next pew took this photo of him, which suggests that he may have been unhappy. Or he could've been happy, amused, confused, angry, in pain, shocked, sleepy, hungry, paying attention, not paying attention, ready to kick ass, imagining Demi naked, contemplating making Die Hard 4, seeing dead people or just chillin'. He's kind of a tough one to read.

I really have no snarky remarks for the happy couple; I'm just dishing out the latest. However, given the shelf-life of most celeb marriages, I'm not completely optimistic about this one. It would be great if the younger man/older woman could be the ones to beat the odds but if Cher and her bagel boy didn't make it, what hope do these two have? I see something in them though, so I'll give it 6 years, which is really an eternity in Hollywood time. And hey, if it doesn't work out, I'm sure Demi won't be lonely for long. There is no shortage of young boy-toys in la-la land.

Waiting for his chance...Frodo Baggins, Lord of the MILFs


Teri said...

Lessee here, women reach their sexual peak somewhere between 30 and 40, men hit it at like age 16 or so - I'm thinking this is a damn near perfect match-up. If all you think about is sex. The rest of that companionship thing, it leaves me wondering... what the hell do they TALK about, anyway?

The Zombie Lama said...

Ashton - Uh....
Demi - Shut up. Let's go have sex.

I think that pretty much covers it....

Sangroncito said...

I miss you girlfriend! Back in san francisco for the weekend from the east coast...heading to brazil tomorrow...frantically packing (can you tell? I'm not ever capitalizing my letters!)...when I have regular internet access again in about a week in Salvador I'll be back to read your recent posts and be a loyal fan again! Abraço, Michael/sangroncito

Brooks said...


i hope this is the mark of a new trend of older women/younger men so we can start chipping away at this age old double standard. isn't larry king like 80 years old and hie wife is in her early thirties?

Edge said...

Oh no, Bruce is chuckling. He's still making millions and he, not Ashlee, got the best years in bed with Demi. Ashlee gets left-overs. Just think how in five years how Ashlee will feel when those hot 25 year olds start sniffing around him and he has to go home to a 50 year old.


Bar Bar A said...

Well, this is the first I heard of the big news. I always go to you first for the scoop. I am happy for the couple too. I hope their marriage lasts, that would be so unique.

Great job captioning Bruce's possible thought during the ceremony! I always thought THEY were a weird couple, I think Ashtom will keep Demi laughing for years.

Masha said...

hmmm lets see... i'm betting the marriage will last a couple of months

pia said...

Demi and Ashton have been together for a couple of years now. I bet they do make it; like Juliet Mills and what's his name

And Demi was never a brain surgeon; when she was with Bruce, she used to parrot all his thoughts.

Once in the early 90's she said something about 250K a year not being a lot of money. Had Bruce said it, it might have had some substance behind it. But Demi just sounded stupid, which is so different than the image she tries to portray.

She confuses me, and few actors do, so I guess that's a compliment.

Lee Ann said...

I am all for long as they are happy. There is a big age difference in my boyfriend and I, and I would marry him in a heartbeat.
It is very well possible that sex plays a big part in things :)
I am all for that too!


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