Too bad future-world Sean Preston didn't send a mercenary back in time to stop The Sperminator from striking again. But then in the future, adult Sean is probably emancipated from his parents and living a quiet life somewhere, occasionally popping valium to "forget."
Imagined conversation between Brit and K-Fed on the Eve of Conception #2:
The Sperminator: "Yo...told ya I'd be back."
Britney: "Yay!! Now we can do it again...did you get the 'thingies'?"
The Sperminator: "No, baby. None of the stores carry the ones with the super-duper heavy-duty sperm-blocking reservoir tip like I need."
Britney: "Damn, darlin' didn't you try the Super K-Mart? They got everythang."
The Sperminator: "Shucks, I know! They was the first place I went, but they was out."
Britney: "So you didn't get nuthin'?"
The Sperminator: "Negative. Um, well...I did get you this bag of pork rinds."
Britney: *sigh* "Oh baby you're too good to me."
The Sperminator: "So uh...can we still get nekkid?"
Britney: "Well....I guess it's ok. I mean, we're dancers. I'm sure we can figure out the rhythm method."
The Sperminator: "Yeeeeeah. Your clothes...give them to me now."
And if this were really a movie, of course this would be the theme song....
Oops!...I'm pregnant again
I played with your part, I couldn't abstain
Oh K-Fed baby
Oops!...You didn't pull out
Now there is no doubt
We're both such idiots
Imagined conversation between Brit and K-Fed on the Eve of Conception #2:
The Sperminator: "Yo...told ya I'd be back."Britney: "Yay!! Now we can do it again...did you get the 'thingies'?"
The Sperminator: "No, baby. None of the stores carry the ones with the super-duper heavy-duty sperm-blocking reservoir tip like I need."
Britney: "Damn, darlin' didn't you try the Super K-Mart? They got everythang."
The Sperminator: "Shucks, I know! They was the first place I went, but they was out."
Britney: "So you didn't get nuthin'?"
The Sperminator: "Negative. Um, well...I did get you this bag of pork rinds."
Britney: *sigh* "Oh baby you're too good to me."
The Sperminator: "So uh...can we still get nekkid?"
Britney: "Well....I guess it's ok. I mean, we're dancers. I'm sure we can figure out the rhythm method."
The Sperminator: "Yeeeeeah. Your clothes...give them to me now."
And if this were really a movie, of course this would be the theme song....
Oops!...I'm pregnant again
I played with your part, I couldn't abstain
Oh K-Fed baby
Oops!...You didn't pull out
Now there is no doubt
We're both such idiots
Comments
Can't we ship them to China? Only 1 kid per couple?
Heh-heh-heh-heh...
Heather,
"Because you know Barbie's dream house comes with a boy and a girl."
What, do you want to start WW III?
*SNORT* my verification word is "ewcoq." which, natch, is what brit should have said when kfed pulled down his pants.
Love the conversation and new song! haha
I heard that he died in a plane crash.
No?
Well, I hope he does.
[Re: "Hell To Ma Bell"]
I have returned and have updated my humble, little blog.
And I look forward to reading more of your blog in the future.
Sincerely,
*Ruthie In The Sky*