Wednesday, April 26, 2006

The Sperminator II: Humping Day

Too bad future-world Sean Preston didn't send a mercenary back in time to stop The Sperminator from striking again. But then in the future, adult Sean is probably emancipated from his parents and living a quiet life somewhere, occasionally popping valium to "forget."

Imagined conversation between Brit and K-Fed on the Eve of Conception #2:

The Sperminator: "Yo...told ya I'd be back."
Britney: "Yay!! Now we can do it again...did you get the 'thingies'?"
The Sperminator: "No, baby. None of the stores carry the ones with the super-duper heavy-duty sperm-blocking reservoir tip like I need."
Britney: "Damn, darlin' didn't you try the Super K-Mart? They got everythang."
The Sperminator: "Shucks, I know! They was the first place I went, but they was out."
Britney: "So you didn't get nuthin'?"
The Sperminator: "Negative. Um, well...I did get you this bag of pork rinds."
Britney: *sigh* "Oh baby you're too good to me."
The Sperminator: "So uh...can we still get nekkid?"
Britney: "Well....I guess it's ok. I mean, we're dancers. I'm sure we can figure out the rhythm method."
The Sperminator: "Yeeeeeah. Your clothes...give them to me now."

And if this were really a movie, of course this would be the theme song....

Oops!...I'm pregnant again
I played with your part, I couldn't abstain
Oh K-Fed baby
Oops!...You didn't pull out
Now there is no doubt
We're both such idiots

13 comments:

The Moviequill said...

The Sperminator... now that has to be porno title of the year ha

Heather said...

Because you know Barbie's dream house comes with a boy and a girl.

Can't we ship them to China? Only 1 kid per couple?

Writeprocrastinator said...

Becka,

Heh-heh-heh-heh...

Heather,

"Because you know Barbie's dream house comes with a boy and a girl."

What, do you want to start WW III?

Happy Villain said...

Why aren't any celebrities I actually LIKE procreating right now? Did all the stars with class get fixed, because wow... in about 20 years, the world is going to be crawling with neo-Paris-Hiltons.

Teri said...

it's this week's sign that the apocalypse it upon us...

Alice said...

baaaaahahahahaha your theme song had me giggling out loud... oh i love it :-)



*SNORT* my verification word is "ewcoq." which, natch, is what brit should have said when kfed pulled down his pants.

Sangroncito said...

She got pregnant again with that idiot?? I can't believe it! I guess she doesn't care about her career.

Lee Ann said...

What? She is pregnant again? I guess that tells you how much I keep up with her (them). How sad! I always love coming here and getting the latest scoop.
Love the conversation and new song! haha

BadGod said...

At least didn't catch the preggers with Eddie Vedder.

I heard that he died in a plane crash.

No?

Well, I hope he does.

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Masha said...

i wonder if sean preston will end up rejecting his family, going to Harvard, and changing his last name to start his own dynasty....that poor kid :'(

Masha said...

P.S. i changed my URL to www.mashamoments.blogspot.com

Brooks said...

Weird --- I called my latest post Sperminator IV and I swear I just read your post today. That's not the first time we've done this. right?

 

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