Thursday, June 01, 2006

D'yooo Like Ma Baby?

How many signs of the Apocalypse are there? This one might be the last, as it's sliding in right under the 6/6/06 wire.

Note to Anna Nicole's neighbors: Add Social Services to your speed dial.
Note to Social Services: Start hiring.


Writeprocrastinator said...

Hey, somehow her teenager survived her. Though in about two years, whoever lands him as a therapist will be set for life.

Even high out of of her skull, she can do no worse than Brittney.

LoraLoo said...

Although it is scary she's going to be a parent once again, writeprocrastinator has a good point!

Masha said...

all i can say is that i tremble in fear for that child.....

Sangroncito said...

Anna Nicole is Satan's stepsister.

Lee Ann said...


Brooks said...

Did you hear the rumor that the baby is a girl that she plans to name, Cherry Pie. Does it get more white trash than being named after a Warrant song? I don't think so.

BeckEye said...

I totally forgot about her son. He's probably trying to forget, too.

Helpful Links For Growth said...

she wants to name her child cherry pie? isnt her dog named sugar pie? am i the only one that sees that disturbing connection?

i dont know how her son survived her..oh, i take that back..he stayed with family members during his formative years..hopefully this child will be lucky too as well.


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