Monday, October 02, 2006

I May Just Have to Switch From T-Mobile

It is a dark day for my inner lesbian, people. MY cell phone provider, T-Mobile, has destroyed my dream of ever having Catherine Zeta-Jones pop up next to me some day when I'm having service problems or just need to "get more." (It could happen.) The big wigs announced that CZJ will no longer be the T-Mobile spokesperson.

It seems that there is a little thing called "celeb fatigue" when it comes to famous faces hocking products, which is why many companies are chucking their celeb spokespersons for Average Joes and Janes that we simple folk can relate to. True enough that when I see Jeremy Piven's ginormous head in every Gap window I walk by, I get a little annoyed. Then again, I've never been a fan of that awful store. But, who could ever get enough of CZJ? Even if you don't want to hear what she has to say, mute your TV. Just look at her. Who wouldn't switch phone service if she asked you to? Obviously not straight girls...hello. I don't even think gay men could resist.

1 comment:

Writeprocrastinator said...

What the hell are they doing? She *IS* T-Mobile! Ubiquitous, synonomus and all the words that I can't spell without spellcheck, she's the brand, dammit!

This stinks, I can't cancel my wireless card for the laptop...


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