The Four-Month Itch

For anyone who was shocked by the Britney/K-Fed split, you’d better take a seat. Former Baywatch babe, Pamela Anderson, and past/present/future dirt-bag, Kid Rock, are calling it quits just months after their multiple summer nuptials.


Evidently, the answer to that age-old question, “Do men ever get tired of looking at giant boobs?” is "yes, after four months." Oddly enough, that’s also the exact length of time it takes for a woman to get sick of being married to a giant boob.

Comments

Arlen said…
I think celebrities have a different standard when it comes to living life: it's called whatever I want, when I want it.
11/30/2006 5:43 PM
Metal Mark said…
The bad thing is it's been this way with Hollywood celebrities for about sixty years. I mean actors and actresses were flying through marriages years ago too. I just think that the media attention is so much more than it was. Also the term celebrity seems to apply to a lot more talentless people than it once did.
12/01/2006 1:37 PM
Anonymous said…
That must be a picture from recently, since you can clearly see Mr. WUT is staring at her face and not her boobs... the ealry pictures all show him staring down into the abyss that is her cleavage!
12/01/2006 2:08 PM
Les Becker said…
The latest I heard on Pammy was that her "Borat" stint broke them up...? Whaaa?
12/01/2006 2:52 PM
Anonymous said…
I was hoping to find commentary here on this event. I was shocked! I could not believe it! I am still trying to comprehend how these two could leave each other....so sad.
12/01/2006 7:41 PM
Brent McKee said…
I saw a clip of Pam being interviewed at some event and the reporter asked if there was any chance of a reconcilliation. The work "NO!" wsa out of Pam's lips practically before the question was asked.
12/01/2006 8:37 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
That's amazing how your commentary goes perfectly with that picture. Maybe he fears silicone poisoning?
12/02/2006 5:32 AM
Anonymous said…
I want to say I'm surprised, but I'm not. She's seemed the average Mom, but what drew her to this guy? I don't know. Whatever. It's Hollywood.
12/02/2006 8:02 PM
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