What do a tornado and the Britney/K-Fed divorce have in common? One way or another, someone's losing a trailer.*Ba-dum-bum* Thanks folks, I'll be here all week.
Actually, K-Fed might actually get to keep the trailer. That may end up being his primary residence, since Britney was at least smart enough (imagine - Britney smarter than Reese Witherspoon!) to have a pre-nup.
I'd like to take a second to personally thank Britney for finally ditching The Sperminator. Brit, I know I've never really been kind to you, but I'm so happy with you right now that I can't even pick on you in this post. We all know that the only reason K-Fed has been allowed to have a "music" "career" (not sure which of those words in that phrase needs sarcastic quotation marks more) is because of the public and media's fascination with your ridiculous courtship and marriage. After he's no longer Mr. Spears, it's only a matter of time before everyone forgets about him completely! Or at least until he shows up again on The Surreal Life.
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Well, they marry first cousins at fourteen. Doesn't make it right
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