Wednesday, November 08, 2006

The White Trash Fairytale Comes to an End

What do a tornado and the Britney/K-Fed divorce have in common? One way or another, someone's losing a trailer.

*Ba-dum-bum* Thanks folks, I'll be here all week.

Actually, K-Fed might actually get to keep the trailer. That may end up being his primary residence, since Britney was at least smart enough (imagine - Britney smarter than Reese Witherspoon!) to have a pre-nup.

I'd like to take a second to personally thank Britney for finally ditching The Sperminator. Brit, I know I've never really been kind to you, but I'm so happy with you right now that I can't even pick on you in this post. We all know that the only reason K-Fed has been allowed to have a "music" "career" (not sure which of those words in that phrase needs sarcastic quotation marks more) is because of the public and media's fascination with your ridiculous courtship and marriage. After he's no longer Mr. Spears, it's only a matter of time before everyone forgets about him completely! Or at least until he shows up again on The Surreal Life.


LoraLoo said...

I can't believe it took her this long, but better late than never.

pia said...

never really understood that or cared. She lost me when she whined about getting a ticket because she had her baby on her lap because they do that in the south

Well, they marry first cousins at fourteen. Doesn't make it right

Arlen Crawford said...

Unbelievable. Have you seen the press coverage for this? It has rivaled the election. Is she really that much NEWS? Such a waste...

Anonymous said...

Gosh I just love that the trials and tribulations of these second rate celebrities become front page news and people are dying of hunger.
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Dan said...

I think a bigger story was that the sun rose this morning. After all, there was no chance that this marriage would last.

But there's always a tiny chance that the sun won't rise. ;)

An80sNut said...

I guess she waited long enough for him to release an album so she can say that he still has a career.


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