Oops, I Shaved Off My Hair

My creativity is waning. That's really the best title I could come up with for this post.

So, everyone knows by now that Britney Spears is a big baldy. Is it just me or does she kind of look like Justin Timberlake's evil twin now?

I'm not going to spend too much time on this topic because A. I'm at work, B. It's my birthday, bitches, and C. I'm already two days behind the times, so why knock myself out? I was at the bar on Saturday night when I heard the news. I don't have one of those Crackberries, so I couldn't hurry up and scoop Perez Hilton. Plus, I was convinced that the pictures were doctored and that the whole thing was a hoax. My first instinct is to dismiss everything as complete bunk. The older I get, the less trusting I become.

Anyway, who knows what Brit's problem is these days. Now that she's gone Sinead O'Connor on us, every pyschotherapist is coming out of the woodwork to throw their two cents into any news story in the "Has Britney gone crazy?" vein. She has post-partum depression. She's tired of her image. She's on drugs. She's a good old- fashioned attention whore. Maybe she's just a big Chris Daughtry fan? Who knows? The conjecture is non-stop. Does it really matter? She's bald and we get to point and laugh at her. Occasionally she does give the people what they want.

My theory on why she shaved? She just wanted the carpet to match the drapes. It's important to have a matching set if you're going to be running all over town pantiless.