Thursday, March 29, 2007

Idol Results: 3/28/07

I didn't watch the results show, so I have no pithy comments about Gwen Stefani or the newest soul-sucking Idol Ford/Coke commercial. When I got home last night and checked the news, it was no surprise to find that AI said "bye-bye" to Chris Sligh.

It's at least good to know that I'm back on a semi-roll, as far as picking the cast-offs and bottom three. I predicted that Sligh, Haley and the retarded rooster would all be in the bottom, with Sligh getting the axe. Curly did, in fact, get bounced, while Sunjaya, once again, escaped elimination. Phil Stacey was the third on the chopping block, meaning that Sunjaya, once again, wasn't even in the danger zone.

I have a new theory. This season of American Idol is actually a psychological experiment conceived by an evil cabal of reality TV writers and producers to see just how much we, the audience, can take. Really, every week that Sunjaya is proclaimed "safe," I feel like I'm in my own Twilight Zone episode. I'm waiting for some old-timey actor to run onstage and start yelling, "What is this? Some kind of gag or something?" That's exactly what Sunjaya's presence is turning the show into...a big joke.

11 comments:

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My Side of the Bed said...

I watched a You Tube clip of the Retarded Rooster signing John Mayer's 'Waiting on the World to Change' and couldn't believe his voice was that bad. It sounded like someone was choking a cat and trying to muffle the sound.

How is he staying around? I love all the speculation because this really has most of the nation confused, even though it is the nation that is keeping him around. Brutal.

Blake

Alecia said...

You know what's going on right? Howard Stern's website telling people to vote for the worst singer? The world listens to Howard.

Les Becker said...

If he wins, I'm getting drunk, doctors be damned.

Travis said...

In about 2 more weeks the vote-politicking begins. Fans of ousted singers will band together to overcome the evil influence of VFTW. They will ensure that the little wacko gets tossed out on his foe hawk. And all the planets will re-align and there will be peace in the valley once more.

Something like that.

Bond said...

BECKEYE: Just now getting here and you did great girl...

I have heard a new rumor... that the SOUL PATROL is voting for Sanjaya heavily to make AI pay for their being so nasty to Taylor...

Now I think that is hysterical, though I am not sure i believe it...

I have vowed not to put the rooster in the bottom 3 and then maybe,.. just maybe

OH AND Chrustin.. I LOVE IT brilliant

Lee Ann said...

Seems to be the consensus across the US about Sujaya...joke!

Bond said...

come by THE COUCH on Friday.. you been tagged.. and it is something you will enjoy

Writeprocrastinator said...

Hey, they have you by the shorty-shorts, you know? America won't boycott them, you won't boycott them and the Possessed Rooster ("Pooster?") actually has me paying attention, everytime "Idol" is mentioned on a TV or radio show.

Teri said...

The evening drive DJs on the way home tonight said the Gewn was very good - way better than any other guest star performance whateveryoucallit they've had recently. Me, I don't watch...

LoraLoo said...

I was flabbergasted, I guess like everyone else. I'm losing interest in the show...

 

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