Monday, April 23, 2007

Something (Crazy) To Talk About

Brit angry...Brit want...to...smash!

This might be my favorite picture of anyone, ever. I hope the photog who snapped this got a nice, all-expenses paid week in Aruba for his efforts.

Britney moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and watch her unravel once in a while, you could miss the final act. (Thanks, Ferris, for allowing me to fiddle with your classic quote.) You may be thinking to yourself, "Gee, I haven't seen a picture of Brit's hoo-hah in a while...I wonder what it and/or she has been up to?" You've come to the right place for answers, people. Now that she's finished firing her manager (for *gasp* trying to manage her), buying up all the wigs in North America, trying (and failing miserably) to deliver biting, sarcastic commentary on the media, and airing her daddy issues, she feels that the time is right to stage a comeback. How does she plan to do this? Three words: San-Freaking-Jaya.

The latest scoop claims that Brit is jonesin' for a duet with the vocally-challenged AI castoff. Part of me thinks that this makes perfect sense. Incidentally, it's the only part of me that isn't considering a tympanectomy in the event that this rumor is true.

If it doesn't work out, she and Phil Stacey can always join the Blue Man Group. (I really need to get Photoshop for times like this.)

*Edit: The always dapper, witty and eager-to-please Deadspot gives us this fantastic sneak peek at Blue Britney.

12 comments:

Layla (aka Barbara) said...

Had to look up that word that started with a "t" (too lazy to type it).

Its hard not to feel at least a BIT sorry for her. Its just so embarrassing to be her.

For some reason a thought of Michael Jackson just flashed through my mind...do you think fame is what pushed him over the edge and turned him into a freakish being?

Big Orange said...

so, THAT'S who it is!! I saw this pix on a bulletin board advertising some local DJ and I thought it was one of the AM crew riding a roller coaster!

"Jeez, it's a good thing she's in radio", I thunk to myself, "cuz she sho' as hell can't make a silly face worth a damn."

Big Orange said...

BTW, the word verification for that last comment was "ragmpnts", which I found particularly amusing.

This one is "ajonf" which isn't nearly as amusing as "rag m' pants". Is there something you can do about that??

Deb said...

Was this perhaps a mug shot minus the numbers underneath? I am not a fan of this chick, don't even know what songs she ever sang, nor do I care to. But she must be doing something right, getting all of the headlines with every move she makes, and press everywhere.

Lee Ann said...

That DOES make perfect sense that she is a supporter of the loser Sanjaya. She is a loser.
No wait, I know what happened....
Aliens have taken over her body and she is gone!!!!!

Les Becker said...

Oh. My. Gawd. Britney and Sunjaya Mak-Hair-a (I thought of one! I thought of one! I think.). Imagine the children. Uck.

Writeprocrastinator said...

I'm confused, it's not April Fool's all April now, is it?

cube said...

"Brit angry...Brit want...to...smash!"

lol! The perfect caption. She does look like some pre-rampaging android out of Blade Runner.

Brittney's business sense is about as boneheaded as her common sense. I don't know that Sanjaya will want to sing with her!

deadspot said...

Ask and ye shall receive.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Hang on a second. Have you noticed that you have never seen Britney and Sanjaya in the same photo before? Ever wondered why?
(me either)

cube said...

Brittney looks a little on the purple side, deadspot. Not that there's anything wrong with that
;-)

My Side of The Bed said...

Theirs would be the duet to end all duets. Think how a Brit/Sanjaya duet would stack up against a Natalie/Nat King Cole duet. Terrible.

Hilarous post, as usual.

Blake

 

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