This isn't a political blog by any stretch, but I'm wondering...do we really want a President who can't even take a decent swing at a softball? Actually, this question might be better categorized as a whiffle ball, giant piece of Nerf, or the head of a dandelion.
When asked in a recent interview what she thought about the pressing issue of Sunjaya, Hillary Clinton's response was, "That's the best question I've been asked in a long time. Well, you know, people can vote for whomever they want. That's true in my election, and it's true on American Idol."
Dammit woman, are you kidding? Even Paula Abdul has more opinions than you!
I don't know what was discussed for the rest of that interview, but I imagine it went something like this:
Mrs. Clinton, do you wear socks? "Well, what a wonderful question. I think socks are made to be worn on the feet. Some people might need them to keep their feet warm. Some may not. It all depends on the weather and what type of shoes one wears, doesn't it? But I think people with and without socks are ready for a female President."
Which Geico mascot do you like better: the gecko or the Caveman? "I look forward to the day when both little green animals and Cavemen will be given the right to vote."
What day is it today? "I think that we can all agree that every day lived in this wonderful democracy of ours is a wonderful day."
Are you a cyborg? "Ha...Ha...Ha. I get this question a lot. You know, if I were a cyborg, I would have to commend our scientific community for creating me. I also...vote on American Idol...*zoop*...and little green...Cavemen...*boop*...without socks will vote...for a female President...oil can...oil can."
When asked in a recent interview what she thought about the pressing issue of Sunjaya, Hillary Clinton's response was, "That's the best question I've been asked in a long time. Well, you know, people can vote for whomever they want. That's true in my election, and it's true on American Idol."
Dammit woman, are you kidding? Even Paula Abdul has more opinions than you!
I don't know what was discussed for the rest of that interview, but I imagine it went something like this:
Mrs. Clinton, do you wear socks? "Well, what a wonderful question. I think socks are made to be worn on the feet. Some people might need them to keep their feet warm. Some may not. It all depends on the weather and what type of shoes one wears, doesn't it? But I think people with and without socks are ready for a female President."
Which Geico mascot do you like better: the gecko or the Caveman? "I look forward to the day when both little green animals and Cavemen will be given the right to vote."
What day is it today? "I think that we can all agree that every day lived in this wonderful democracy of ours is a wonderful day."
Are you a cyborg? "Ha...Ha...Ha. I get this question a lot. You know, if I were a cyborg, I would have to commend our scientific community for creating me. I also...vote on American Idol...*zoop*...and little green...Cavemen...*boop*...without socks will vote...for a female President...oil can...oil can."
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Oh man. That is EXACTLY how the rest of the interview would have gone...
"Can you please talk to Bill about his choice in jogging shorts?"
"Would you rather have that 'Barbie Girl' song stuck in your head for a week or hang out with Paris Hilton for an afternoon?"
"What cabinet position do you think would best suit Ashton Kutcher?"
"Thong or granny panties?"
This is great satire.
Blake
deadspot: thong or granny panties...
Ewwwww.
That is right on....how did you have privy to that interview!?!? haha
...*boop!
hahahaha
yeah u think thats redundant...but i am seriously rollin on the floor reading the rest of this interview....hats off !!!