Sunday, April 15, 2007

I'll Stick With the Boys' Club, Thanks

This isn't a political blog by any stretch, but I'm we really want a President who can't even take a decent swing at a softball? Actually, this question might be better categorized as a whiffle ball, giant piece of Nerf, or the head of a dandelion.

When asked in a recent interview what she thought about the pressing issue of Sunjaya, Hillary Clinton's response was, "That's the best question I've been asked in a long time. Well, you know, people can vote for whomever they want. That's true in my election, and it's true on American Idol."

Dammit woman, are you kidding? Even Paula Abdul has more opinions than you!

I don't know what was discussed for the rest of that interview, but I imagine it went something like this:

Mrs. Clinton, do you wear socks? "Well, what a wonderful question. I think socks are made to be worn on the feet. Some people might need them to keep their feet warm. Some may not. It all depends on the weather and what type of shoes one wears, doesn't it? But I think people with and without socks are ready for a female President."

Which Geico mascot do you like better: the gecko or the Caveman? "I look forward to the day when both little green animals and Cavemen will be given the right to vote."

What day is it today? "I think that we can all agree that every day lived in this wonderful democracy of ours is a wonderful day."

Are you a cyborg? "Ha...Ha...Ha. I get this question a lot. You know, if I were a cyborg, I would have to commend our scientific community for creating me. I on American Idol...*zoop*...and little green...Cavemen...*boop*...without socks will vote...for a female President...oil can...oil can."


The Ploogle said...


Oh man. That is EXACTLY how the rest of the interview would have gone...

Les Becker said...

When I can manage to stop laughing, I may come up with some kind of comment. An intelligent comment will be very unlikely.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Fess up, you were a spin doctor in a previous incarnation, weren't you? Coz you're guuud!

deadspot said...

So if that was the best question she's been asked, what are some of the worst questions she's been asked?

"Can you please talk to Bill about his choice in jogging shorts?"

"Would you rather have that 'Barbie Girl' song stuck in your head for a week or hang out with Paris Hilton for an afternoon?"

"What cabinet position do you think would best suit Ashton Kutcher?"

"Thong or granny panties?"

My Side Of The Bed said...

This is hilarous. I've heard a lot of interviews with Hillary and you nailed her. She seems to try and artfully dodge a lot of questions and ends up coming off a little to polished (as in she planned her dodging).

This is great satire.


cube said...

lol! Getting a straight answer from Shrillery is like nailing jello to a tree.

deadspot: thong or granny panties...


Anonymous said...

I so need to finalize my citizenship so I can vote

Lee Ann said...

OH YES!!!!
That is right did you have privy to that interview!?!? haha

Masha said...


Les Becker said...

I've changed my mind. My camera's name is Hilary.


An80sNut said...

Kind of sad when you think about it. When there are more pressing issues out there, she finds a question about an American Idol contestant important enough to spin into a "well, you can vote for me" moment.

ChilledBeer said...

yeah u think thats redundant...but i am seriously rollin on the floor reading the rest of this interview....hats off !!!


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