Friday, June 29, 2007

Bachelor of the Month

This guy doesn't beat around the bush, does he? Or does he?

You know, I think the New York singles scene would be much more bearable if all straight men were forced to wear such T-shirts. Especially in the West Village. Want one? You can buy them here, along with a bunch of other strange and hilarious items. I've got my eye on the vulva tote bag. They never give cool stuff like that away during PMS pledge drives. I'm sorry...I meant PBS.

Thanks to my best gal pal for pointing this site out. She's always one twisted step ahead of me.


Travis said...

Only the straight men? But what if I forget to wear mine one day?


Writeprocrastinator said...

Seriously, would any woman date a guy wearing that t-shirt without previously knowing him?

LoraLoo said...

That site was hilarious. You chose the perfect picture... Those pillows look like they want to eat you, but I guess that was the point? heh

Coaster Punchman said...

So that would make any guy without this t-shirt fair game. Sounds good.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

What would the asexual guys wear, I wonder? No shirt, perhaps, or a "I heart nothing" shirt?

Stewart Sternberg said...

Imagine if such honesty was imposed on other individuals? Imagine a white redneck wearing "I'm a bigot" into a black neighborhood in Detroit. Or how about someone from the suburbs entering a NASCAR event wearing: "I'm Only Here To Sneer".The possibilities are enormous. I think the opportunity for culture exchange and open information is a rare opportunity. I'm getting my own tshirt. Though I wont tell you what it will say.

X. Dell said...

As a straight male New York resident, I can tell you that I have, in fact, worn that t-shirt. It only got me slapped.

I tried to explain that I had ordered one reading, "I [heart] Virginia," and being nearsighted, didn't notice until after the first three or four slaps.

Beth said...

May I have the Sacred Vulva Pendant that comes with your bag?


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