Sunday, June 17, 2007

Happy Blogday to Me!

Today is the anniversary of O.J. Simpson's slow-speed chase. It's also my 2nd Blog Anniversary. He still hasn't found the real killers and I still haven't been offered a job with VH-1. Who do I have to kill around here to get famous?


Writeprocrastinator said...

Happy Blogaversary!

Or is it "Blogeversary?"

Or is it "Blogoversary?"

I used to know...I'm gettin' too old to be bitten by bees, dagnabit!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I'm working on finding a suitable person for you to off, but in the meantime, I sure hope someone bakes you a lovely blogoversary cake.

Les Becker said...

Happy Belated - I've baked a cake. You needed a doorstop, right?

X. Dell said...

Beckeye, happy blog anniversary. Are we to suspect that you might be the real shooter who killer who framed O.J., and that this date has become sacred to you ever since?

I don't know if this is still the case, but a lot of VH-1 people used to hang out at a nearby pub, Jimmy's Corner, located at 142 W. 44th St. You know what they say about networking.

Travis said...

Happy Bloggiversary.

I think someday the bloggosphere will have to come together and agree on the correct spelling of that word.

chelene said...

Happy Blogoversary! I don't know if I'm spelling it right but the sentiment is genuine.

Beth said...

HAPPY BLOGDAY to you!!! Kill off that Pop Candy chick; that's the gig for you.

cube said...

Happy Blogiversary!!! Your cake is baking as we speak. Um, unfortunately I don't know how I would send it... we'll think of you while we eat it ;-)

BeckEye said...

Thanks for the well-wishes and for sticking with me, y'all. Even when I resort to Spearsian speech.


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