Monday, June 25, 2007

I Know You're a Bad Mom, But What Am I?

That always-wretched but often-delightful gossip site, X17, recently broke the news that Britney Spears (the pot) is slapping a restraining order against her mama Lynne (the kettle) to keep her away from Brit's kids. The order is based on Brit's claim that her momz is addicted to painkillers, so she isn't a good role model right now for the already-doomed Sean Preston and Jayden James.

The gossip mongers think that Britney is actually punishing Lynne for taking the kids to visit K-Fed, because she thinks the two are "plotting against her." You know, like how they "forced" her into rehab when she clearly didn't need it. I think there's a much simpler explanation. She's just pissed that her mom isn't sharing her awesome prescription drugs.

Sean Preston, if you could read this I would tell you to grab your brother, hop in that kiddie Escalade, put the pedal to the metal and go. Don't look back. It doesn't matter where you go, just go. Maybe you could drive to Brangelina's house. I'm sure they'd take good care of you. Of course, they would probably trade in your Caddy for a Land Rover but that's to be expected. That fancy gas-guzzler would never make it across the savannahs of Kenya.

So...this is now two Britney posts in a row? I know, I know, it's pathetic but I kind of feel obligated to the girl. With Paris in jail and Lindsay back in rehab, she's pulling triple duty.

Oh, and in case y'all forgot...this is what good motherin' looks like:


Barbara Bruederlin said...

Well hell, you've got to teach the baby how to drive sometime, don't you? And he can't quite reach the gad pedal yet.

Are you invited to the Orange One's big Get Out of Jail Free party?

The Randomness said...

Lol never fail to make me roflmao!!!

Keep going with the paranoia's your birthday *throwing hands in the air*

X. Dell said...

You know, Spears is far more entertaining now than she was at the height of her career. Do you think she'll catch on?

Sparky Duck said...

you know you think with her you have seen it all. And then you just havent even scratched the surface. How long until her perpwalk?

LoraLoo said...

Damn, she's even crazier than I thought. And I already thought she was pretty effin' crazy.

I tagged you... come check out the post on Rockin' Girl Bloggers.

Beth said...

Let's all hold hands and pray that Brangelina gets those two cute boys.

Turnbaby said...


This is classic!!!

Thanks sugar--I am trading in EW for you.


Anonymous said...

Again, proof people should have a license to have kids.


cube said...

I was beginning to worry about Brittney losing the spotlight to Paris... thank goodness she hasn't lost it


chelene said...

I too thought she was endangering the safety and well-being of her child but now I chalk everything up to her just being "country".

Anonymous said...

I'll join your prayer circle, Beth.


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