Some Girl-on-Girl Action

This recent photo is for all the "haters" out there who don't believe that Paris Hilton has become less self-absorbed since her time in the joint.



In other news, rumor has it that Lindsay Lohan is hoping to follow in Hilton's footsteps by getting locked up with a bunch of hard-ass women. Li-Lo is supposedly into chicks now that she's done every guy in L.A. Sorry, lesbians. There goes your "lower STD rate" bragging rights.

Comments

Barbara Bruederlin said…
Well the Li-Lo joining the other team news has got to be true - it was on the internet after all.

I guess after she's finished with all the women in the US, it'll be time to start locking up your German Shepherds. And possibly your hamsters.
7/14/2007 10:17 PM
X. Dell said…
I've always avoided LA. Now I'm convinced that I have absolutely no reason to go.
7/14/2007 11:24 PM
Tootsie815 said…
self-absorbed? no way....she spent more time on the dogs coiffure than her own.
7/15/2007 12:31 AM
Bar L. said…
Yep, good to see Paris has changed. Maybe she and Li-Lo will hook up??
7/15/2007 12:41 AM
Writeprocrastinator said…
She better not take Joan Jett away from Carmen Electra.
7/15/2007 1:44 AM
Karen said…
Barb, not only was it on the internet, it was on MYSPACE - true dat.

And doesn't Paris know it's tres tacky to wear your own picture on your clothes? That's a major fashion faux pas and an offence worthy of voiding her parole.
7/15/2007 8:17 AM
LoraLoo said…
Paris is so tacky!! I'm sure she makes her great-grandfather roll over in his grave on a regular basis.
7/15/2007 9:51 AM
Joe said…
When I first saw that picture I thought Paris was holding a roll of toilet paper.
7/15/2007 9:51 AM
Anonymous said…
"...Sorry, lesbians. There goes your "lower STD rate" bragging rights..."

Nyuck, nyuck.
7/15/2007 11:54 AM
Anonymous said…
Personally, I think her PR people are worth every dime they are being paid.
7/15/2007 4:33 PM
Cup said…
They bore me. And yet I know everything they're up to.
7/15/2007 9:49 PM
Johnny Yen said…
What, you don't walk around in a shirt with a picture of yourself on it?
7/16/2007 10:14 AM
deadspot said…
Someone really should
get to the bottom of this.
I'll so volunteer.
7/16/2007 11:50 AM
Vinny "Bond" Marini said…
oooo Paris and Li-Lo.... rolling around the prison yard, tearing at their prison grab... ummm sorry... just had a little brain dream there...
7/16/2007 12:54 PM
Stewart Sternberg (half of L.P. Styles) said…
Paris Hilton will eventually have children. Wait. Let's absorb that statement. I figure it's only a matter of time until she is impregnated, adopts a foreign baby, or steals a waif from an inner city family. She'll probably hire Michael Jackson as a nanny.
7/16/2007 2:20 PM
Anonymous said…
I have completely lost touch with you since American Noodle ended. It's a bit tough finding you with a Google search and sifting through all that Sailor man stuff and Norwegian band sites.

But I found you. Woot!

You're going in my sidebar because I miss your snarky wit and truly excellent writing.
7/16/2007 7:28 PM
Metal Mark said…
I don't keep up with the news and still see more than I care to about these people.
7/16/2007 8:24 PM
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