Saturday, July 14, 2007

Some Girl-on-Girl Action

This recent photo is for all the "haters" out there who don't believe that Paris Hilton has become less self-absorbed since her time in the joint.



In other news, rumor has it that Lindsay Lohan is hoping to follow in Hilton's footsteps by getting locked up with a bunch of hard-ass women. Li-Lo is supposedly into chicks now that she's done every guy in L.A. Sorry, lesbians. There goes your "lower STD rate" bragging rights.

17 comments:

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Well the Li-Lo joining the other team news has got to be true - it was on the internet after all.

I guess after she's finished with all the women in the US, it'll be time to start locking up your German Shepherds. And possibly your hamsters.

X. Dell said...

I've always avoided LA. Now I'm convinced that I have absolutely no reason to go.

Tootsie815 said...

self-absorbed? no way....she spent more time on the dogs coiffure than her own.

Barbara (aka Layla) said...

Yep, good to see Paris has changed. Maybe she and Li-Lo will hook up??

Writeprocrastinator said...

She better not take Joan Jett away from Carmen Electra.

Karen said...

Barb, not only was it on the internet, it was on MYSPACE - true dat.

And doesn't Paris know it's tres tacky to wear your own picture on your clothes? That's a major fashion faux pas and an offence worthy of voiding her parole.

LoraLoo said...

Paris is so tacky!! I'm sure she makes her great-grandfather roll over in his grave on a regular basis.

Bubs said...

When I first saw that picture I thought Paris was holding a roll of toilet paper.

Rhetorically Sterculian said...

"...Sorry, lesbians. There goes your "lower STD rate" bragging rights..."

Nyuck, nyuck.

Rhetorically Sterculian said...

Personally, I think her PR people are worth every dime they are being paid.

Beth said...

They bore me. And yet I know everything they're up to.

Johnny Yen said...

What, you don't walk around in a shirt with a picture of yourself on it?

deadspot said...

Someone really should
get to the bottom of this.
I'll so volunteer.

Bond said...

oooo Paris and Li-Lo.... rolling around the prison yard, tearing at their prison grab... ummm sorry... just had a little brain dream there...

Stewart Sternberg said...

Paris Hilton will eventually have children. Wait. Let's absorb that statement. I figure it's only a matter of time until she is impregnated, adopts a foreign baby, or steals a waif from an inner city family. She'll probably hire Michael Jackson as a nanny.

kellypea said...

I have completely lost touch with you since American Noodle ended. It's a bit tough finding you with a Google search and sifting through all that Sailor man stuff and Norwegian band sites.

But I found you. Woot!

You're going in my sidebar because I miss your snarky wit and truly excellent writing.

Metal Mark said...

I don't keep up with the news and still see more than I care to about these people.

 

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