Caption Crotch-test Contest #2

Not to be outdone by the Fox network, HBO begins filming its "Real Sex: Are You Smarter Than a Preschooler?" episode today.



Well kids, it was tough, but the winner of this month's Caption Contest is Slave to the Dogs. Congratulations, Slave. I dub thee Firecrotch of the Month! Please make sure your smoke alarms and/or fire extinguishers are in proper working order.

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Anonymous said…
Teh technician manuvered the firecrotch probe closer to Paris. Little did he know the unit would be too small given the amount of traffic.

~Jef
8/03/2007 2:59 PM
Slave to the dogs said…
Not to be outdone by the Fox network, HBO begins filming its "Real Sex: Are You Smarter Than a Preschooler?" episode today.
8/03/2007 3:37 PM
Barbara Bruederlin said…
"where's my dog?" - okay that one was stolen from South Park, but I shall return with a far superior caption. Someday.
8/03/2007 4:09 PM
Cup said…
You're too clever! I had something along the lines of your tag "The skanks on the bus go up and down."

How about "They stink worse than the bus' exhaust."

Yeah, I know. Lame. I need a cocktail.
8/03/2007 4:56 PM
Dale said…
Best label I've seen in ages Beckeye...the skanks on the bus. I love Slave to the Dogs suggestion. Mine would probably be something simple like 'hey look...whores!'.
8/03/2007 5:34 PM
Bar L. said…
these are all pretty good, I won't even attempt but will be back to see who wins
8/04/2007 12:49 AM
Vinny "Bond" Marini said…
"daddy bought me this big yellow limo as a 'get out of jail' present"
8/04/2007 8:23 AM
Writeprocrastinator said…
Thankfully Nicole knew just how to remove my chee-hu-ah-hu-ah from there, but how it got there in the first place? I can't remember.
8/04/2007 1:59 PM
Anonymous said…
Bangbus: Celebrity Edition.
8/04/2007 10:47 PM
Dread Pirate Jessica said…
'Just a bit closer to the yellow bus, Ms. Hilton. Beautiful. Alright, now cover your mucous membranes with the dog and nobody will notice the jaundice at all.'
8/05/2007 4:34 AM
LoraLoo said…
LMAO I just like your tag... "Skanks on the bus go up and down".
8/05/2007 10:03 AM
Anonymous said…
The guy with the state-of-the-art shoulder mounted electric cooled, fuel injected pony harness godemiche has just realised he is out-gunned this time.
8/05/2007 10:12 AM
Tootsie said…
Bet they never smelled a real school bus before.
8/05/2007 10:20 AM
J.D. said…
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8/05/2007 1:45 PM
J.D. said…
"Are you sure I won't get Chlamydia again? Public people are icky."
8/05/2007 1:46 PM
Barbara Bruederlin said…
People see me with my shower curtain wrapped around my skinny ass, all the bitches are going to be wearing them!
8/06/2007 11:14 AM
Artful Dodger said…
I can see this picture inside a Entertainment Weekly magazine with the caption, "On the Set of the filming for Billy Madison 2"
8/06/2007 2:18 PM
deadspot said…
"Are all the buses this short?"

Yeah. I've got nothing this time.
8/07/2007 9:41 AM
Coaster Punchman said…
That's a good one. I thought & thought on this one and came up dry.
8/11/2007 6:47 AM
Anonymous said…
I am hurt, nay devestated!
Though STTD is a worthy recipient.
She makes a mean valance too!
Apologies for the mess at my place last night, those writers are a wordy lot.
8/11/2007 9:30 AM
Slave to the dogs said…
Woohoo! I never knew it would feel so good to be a firecrotch.
8/11/2007 12:17 PM
Barbara Bruederlin said…
Well done STTD! (never drop that second T from your name btw)
8/11/2007 12:21 PM
Vinny "Bond" Marini said…
nice award...will try harder next time... LOL
8/12/2007 8:54 AM
Anonymous said…
Paris has found her true vocation. She's the go light
I totally suck at contests, just did that for fun
8/12/2007 11:04 PM
Coffee-Drinking Woman said…
Is it just me, or is Paris wearing a lime green shower curtain?
8/13/2007 12:27 AM
Alice said…
haha, well done STTD! i was thinking the same thing as barbara, btw... lucky for that second T there ;-)
8/13/2007 10:42 AM
Anonymous said…
I take it "making the beast with two backs" with Glenn is the cause of your posting tardiness?
8/13/2007 12:51 PM
Slave to the dogs said…
Sage advice, Barbara and Alice. LOL.
8/14/2007 12:38 AM
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