Friday, August 10, 2007

Caption Crotch-test Contest #2

Not to be outdone by the Fox network, HBO begins filming its "Real Sex: Are You Smarter Than a Preschooler?" episode today.



Well kids, it was tough, but the winner of this month's Caption Contest is Slave to the Dogs. Congratulations, Slave. I dub thee Firecrotch of the Month! Please make sure your smoke alarms and/or fire extinguishers are in proper working order.

28 comments:

Edge said...

Teh technician manuvered the firecrotch probe closer to Paris. Little did he know the unit would be too small given the amount of traffic.

~Jef

Slave to the dogs said...

Not to be outdone by the Fox network, HBO begins filming its "Real Sex: Are You Smarter Than a Preschooler?" episode today.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

"where's my dog?" - okay that one was stolen from South Park, but I shall return with a far superior caption. Someday.

Beth said...

You're too clever! I had something along the lines of your tag "The skanks on the bus go up and down."

How about "They stink worse than the bus' exhaust."

Yeah, I know. Lame. I need a cocktail.

Dale said...

Best label I've seen in ages Beckeye...the skanks on the bus. I love Slave to the Dogs suggestion. Mine would probably be something simple like 'hey look...whores!'.

Barbara (aka Layla) said...

these are all pretty good, I won't even attempt but will be back to see who wins

Bond said...

"daddy bought me this big yellow limo as a 'get out of jail' present"

Writeprocrastinator said...

Thankfully Nicole knew just how to remove my chee-hu-ah-hu-ah from there, but how it got there in the first place? I can't remember.

Anonymous said...

Bangbus: Celebrity Edition.

Mistress La Spliffe said...

'Just a bit closer to the yellow bus, Ms. Hilton. Beautiful. Alright, now cover your mucous membranes with the dog and nobody will notice the jaundice at all.'

LoraLoo said...

LMAO I just like your tag... "Skanks on the bus go up and down".

Rhet said...

The guy with the state-of-the-art shoulder mounted electric cooled, fuel injected pony harness godemiche has just realised he is out-gunned this time.

Tootsie said...

Bet they never smelled a real school bus before.

J.D. said...
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J.D. said...

"Are you sure I won't get Chlamydia again? Public people are icky."

Barbara Bruederlin said...

People see me with my shower curtain wrapped around my skinny ass, all the bitches are going to be wearing them!

Artful Dodger said...

I can see this picture inside a Entertainment Weekly magazine with the caption, "On the Set of the filming for Billy Madison 2"

deadspot said...

"Are all the buses this short?"

Yeah. I've got nothing this time.

Coaster Punchman said...

That's a good one. I thought & thought on this one and came up dry.

Rhet said...

I am hurt, nay devestated!
Though STTD is a worthy recipient.
She makes a mean valance too!
Apologies for the mess at my place last night, those writers are a wordy lot.

Slave to the dogs said...

Woohoo! I never knew it would feel so good to be a firecrotch.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Well done STTD! (never drop that second T from your name btw)

Bond said...

nice award...will try harder next time... LOL

pia said...

Paris has found her true vocation. She's the go light
I totally suck at contests, just did that for fun

Coffee-Drinking Woman said...

Is it just me, or is Paris wearing a lime green shower curtain?

Alice said...

haha, well done STTD! i was thinking the same thing as barbara, btw... lucky for that second T there ;-)

Rhet said...

I take it "making the beast with two backs" with Glenn is the cause of your posting tardiness?

Slave to the dogs said...

Sage advice, Barbara and Alice. LOL.

 

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