Tuesday, September 11, 2007

FireSplotch of the Month

Sir Splotchy finally decided to grant my interview request, which I sent him like, 5 years ago or something. But I suppose I shouldn't be too hard on him, since I forced him to create an original fart joke. The resulting interview was a real gas. Click here to let 'er rip.

And don't forget to help me beat Splotchy, Dale, and Barbara out of $25 by voting for me daily!


Beth said...

Glenn loves you for your subtle ways, doesn't he?

Bond said...

gave you a vote..now you are beating me too

Splotchy said...

I tell ya, enough people push me, and I'll use my geeky programming nohow to snag that $25 for myself!

Splotchy said...

nohow = knowhow.

Do I scare *anybody*?

cube said...

I just went to vote for you. Why does it still say September 10th?

Coaster Punchman said...

I'll never again be able to eat pasta or pick my nose with a straight face.

Anonymous said...

25 American or 25 Canadian?

Doc said...

I've got a few interview questions if you'd like to give it a go. Answer at your leisure.

1. You have your finger on the rapid pulse of our nations pop culture. In your opinion what were the top five worst trends/fads/fashions of the last twenty years, as well as the five best?
2. You are a music lover. What are the top five most overrated/underrated artists or groups in the last twenty years?
3. You have been given the green light to produce a season of “Big Brother”, what ten of your blogger buddies would you pick for the show and why? Would you appear on the show or remain behind the camera?
4. You have a wonderful sense of sarcasm and snark. What are some of the best insults that you have ever used on someone? What is your favorite swear word?
5. You have the chance to help a fashion victim. He wears nothing but blue jeans, T-shirts, and work boots. He is 35 years old, blonde hair, blue eyes, fair skinned, 5’10”, and a medium build. What would you do to help this poor fashion less schlep?

Looking forward to your answers and thanks for the interview.


Dale said...

That was one hell of an interview Beckeye! I hope you win the money!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

You've taken the lead, Beckeye! And yet I can't even hate you.


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"You're my hero." - Candy

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