Kids, mama pulled a muscle in her back yesterday, which is why she hasn't gotten back to blogging yet. I should be in the mood again later tonight. Right now, I'm basking in the glow of Ben-Gay fumes and the fact that I've finally cracked the "30 comment" mark here. I owe it all to Holden Caulfield, that crazy kid.
Pulling muscles from myself...pulling muscles from myself...
(Since my name is not Michelle, and I didn't pull this muscle pulling mussels, I have to improvise.)
In the meantime, vote for my blog! Dale is dangerously close to taking that $25 from my very needy hands and, well, let me tell you something about Dale. He is very well-dressed. He sees 10 Broadway shows a year, at least. He was the original Darrin Stevens. Plus, he's ten feet tall and owns a yacht. He doesn't need that $25. I do. I will put it in a high-yield savings account, and in 15 years I'll finally be able to finance my dream Broadway musical, Zabka! Now, you all want to see that, don't you?? Ok then, vote!
Pulling muscles from myself...pulling muscles from myself...
(Since my name is not Michelle, and I didn't pull this muscle pulling mussels, I have to improvise.)
In the meantime, vote for my blog! Dale is dangerously close to taking that $25 from my very needy hands and, well, let me tell you something about Dale. He is very well-dressed. He sees 10 Broadway shows a year, at least. He was the original Darrin Stevens. Plus, he's ten feet tall and owns a yacht. He doesn't need that $25. I do. I will put it in a high-yield savings account, and in 15 years I'll finally be able to finance my dream Broadway musical, Zabka! Now, you all want to see that, don't you?? Ok then, vote!
Comments
I hope your back is feeling strong (like Comrade Stalin) soon!
You better send up some treats for me when you see Dale.
Besides, Dale seeing that many Broadway shows with the American/Canadian dollar exchange rate? He might not have a yacht, but he definitely can afford a good boat.
But remember, if I win I'm offering patronage jobs.
Have you also been Googled with "pulling muscles from Michelle"? Makes me giggle.
Suzel - See, he doesn't need the money. He's mad with power, I tellz ya!
Pistols - Let's pretend this is Iraq. Vote for me or I'll cut off your hand, mmkay?
Chelene - Oh...the thought of that just made me feel better. But unfortunately, no. I guess I just slept all wonky and pulled a muscle.
Tanya - Thanks. I will send you many naked pictures of Dale's treats if I win.
WP - Yay! I'm not above taking the sympathy vote.
Dale - *Sigh* Could it be that you don't know who Zabka is? I will have to devote a post to my pie-in-the-sky Broadway dreams.
Bubs - I thank you, again and again!
Beth - Thanks! And yes, I have been. But not as much as for eye boogers and Popeye porn.
Barbara - What other cool kids?? I'll kick their asses! This is my turf!