Tuesday, October 16, 2007

I'm in the Pink

I know what you're all thinking...I look too pure to be pink. Well, it's only temporary.

Jackson Browne sez...
"You've got to feel somebody's boobies, you must feel somebody's boobies."

That's right, you shaggy-haired bore! This is National Feel Your Boobies Week! If you ladies haven't felt your boobies yet, you have three days to get in on the fun. And if you're a man (who doesn't have moobies), feel free to help a gal pal out. Of course, you might want to ask permission first.

I've also decided to trade in my Technorati tags for Blogger labels.


Bubs said...

Great reminder BeckEye. As MizBubs' hub, and father of two daughters, I applaud your efforts.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Why are you letting Jackson Browne feel your boobies? There must be dozens of shaggy haired musicians waiting in line for the chance!

Suzel's Sass said...

Aah, so that's what my boss was trying to do to me this morning. That doesn't explain why he tried the same thing in September though.

Skylers Dad said...

Oooooh, ask permission first!

That's where I went wrong at the supermarket...

Evil Genius said...

Asking first! Of course. That's where I have been going wrong. Thanks, SkyDad.

Beckeye, does this fulfill some sort of public service you have to work off, or are you just that nice?

Bert said...

Bert Bananas: serving womankind with digital mammography since sophomore year in high school.

anandamide said...

Why do I get the feeling that behind closed doors Jackson Browne spends most of his time feeling his own boobies?

Beth said...

We're only supposed to do that for a week?


Happy Villain said...

Oh, I can't wait for Colon Cancer Awareness Week.

Or can I?

Shelly said...

Hey, don't be mean to Jackson Browne. He can't help being boring. Thanks for the reminder, very important!

DS said...

You've just got to watch the provile of Leigh at Daryn Kagan's inspirational news Web site today at DarynKagan.com. She has such an inspirational story.


BeckEye said...

Bubs - Sometimes it's hard to be a woman. Gotta support the troops. And the boobs.

Barbara - Oh, I'm not letting him feel MY boobies. He's just my spokesperson. There are shaggy-haired musicians waiting in line to feel my boobies? Where did you hear this? Really?? Anyone named Eddie, by chance?

Suzel - He was just trying to give you an early reminder. That's nice of him.

Skylers Dad - Yeah, they're called melons sometimes but they're not REALLY melons.

Evil Genius - Well, I did beat up Jackson Browne so I have some community service to do. But I also just like feeling my boobies.

Bert - Do you accept all health insurance?

Anandamide - Well, he certainly isn't spending any time fixing his hair.

Beth - No, no...feel yourself up as often as you like.

HV - I'll have the latex gloves ready to go.

Shelly - He could help it, he just chooses not to.

Dale said...

You're pretty in pink too and those boobies, well! Don't feel unfulfilled if Jackson doesn't slap you around after.

Leonesse said...

I am thinking of getting LK a pink lab coat and have him play doctor once per month. He really needs to cut back.

Scott said...

The fountain at the confluence was pink yesterday. It was sweet, I wish I could've gotten a picture.


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