Monday, November 12, 2007

Supermanny

Since Jacko went wacko, Hollywood moms have been desperately seeking a new eccentric "father figure" to entertain their children while they're off shopping and getting botox. Enter pouty-lipped, one-note British actor, Jonathan Rhys Meyers!


What mom, after taking one look at that tweaked-out, icy stare, wouldn't gladly drop her child off on his party boat?

20 comments:

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Yoiks, it looks like he is contemplating the best way to saw up the body so that it will fit into the dresser drawers, or something.

Alice said...

my god, and that kid looks so innocent....

Coffee-Drinking Woman said...

the soul of a serial killer, indeed!

LoraLoo said...

I looked him up on IMDB... he's famous for ??? I don't believe I've seen a single piece of his work. Okay, so maybe I don't get out much. LOL! Still, what a scary looking guy.

He's got the crazy eyes!

Beth said...

His eyes are gonna haunt my nightmares.

Coaster Punchman said...

He does look like a psycho in that photo, but admit it: you must have gone weak-kneed a few times watching his portrayal of the young slutty Henry VIII. You have no hormones if you did not.

Slave to the dogs said...

Apparently rehab didn't take.

It is too bad. I first got the hots for Jonny in Bend it Like Beckham and now have to see this Henry VIII role (thanks CP).

Skyler said...

Nice look! Is he available to house sit for me?

cube said...

Why leave your kid with a virtual unknown? Was Phil Spector busy?

Bond said...

yup yup...serial killer most certainly comes to mind...has that young lad with him been seen recently?

pistols at dawn said...

Those eyes see the evil in my soul and raise it 200 sins. The pot's too rich for my scared, scared blood.

Suzel's Sass said...

That's why I don't have kids. Babysitters scare me these days.

Lee Ann said...

hmmmm....a little wired, huh!
Have a great week.
~xo
Lee Ann

X. Dell said...

It's not as though Jackson is in prison, or otherwise unavailable. I'm sure he would welcome the chance to babysit during botox injections.

chelene said...

It's just a matter of time before he's dating Kate Moss.

Artful Dodger said...

He came out in Match Point right? Regardless he's mas creepy. Cucuy!!

gizmorox said...

I heart him, despite the crazy eyes. He's been in a lot more than people are giving him credit for.

And CP - forget The Tudors, have you seen him kiss Ewan McGregor in Velvet Goldmine? Talk about weak knees.

Chancelucky said...

At first I thought that Jonathan Rhys Meyers had gotten into trouble Michael Jackson style.

He does have scary eyes, maybe plastic surgery would help :}

Moxie said...

I kinda like his eyes, but I am weird like that. Plus this is an awful picture of him. JR-M reminds me of Joaquin Phoenix in his intensity.

Perplexio said...

He's not a terrible actor... he's really not that good either. Match Point was a gross plagiarism of a handful of other works (but since Woody Allen did the plagiarizing, we can't really blame Myers... although the fact he worked with Woody Allen does tend to say something about his "preferences")...

 

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