Illustration: The Importance of Role Models

So, Britney's 16 year-old sister, Jamie Lynn, is preggers. I don't know who this so-called boyfriend of hers is, but when I first heard this news my first thought was, "Oh please let it be K-Fed's." That would be the best Maury Povitch episode ever.

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Anonymous said…
I would love it to be K-Feds. I really think that goes way beyond Maury. I'm thinking Jerry Springer with that one.
Bar L. said…
Hopefully BS will be a better aunt than mom
Distributorcap said…
the christian publishing company that is publishing her mother's book on parenting -- was "put on hold"

LMAO
SkylersDad said…
I hadn't even considered that, I think we should demand a paternity test anyway!!!
X. Dell said…
This does nothing to settle the dispute about whether scandal is hereditary or contageous.
M@ said…
Following in her footsteps....
"You are the father!"

Notice how she was the last hope to break this trash cycle that even millions of dollars couldn't seem to stop.
Anonymous said…
Speculation is she's not pregnant and Momma Spears sold the story to the highest bidder OK! magazine.

Watch for the mis-carriage as she's not really pregnant. Does this look like a kid who has morning sickness ... well sickness yes.

She's not preggers.

Aaaaaannnnnnnndddddd ....

Nickelodian should fire her. PBS fired that chick for the spoof on PSA's even though she did them 2 years before she had the job on The Good Night Show.

But Nick is owned by MTV and we all know they are the bastion of morality.

~Jef
I can see the folded chairs being swung at heads as we speak. That would be beyond awesome.

I do love the fact that pappa is someone she met through church. Who didn't see that coming?
I say we make harsh moral judgments, because lord knows all of us were completely intelligent about all our sexual experiences at 16.
Les Becker said…
NO. I will NOT get sucked into yet another trainwreck. Stop. Right. Now. Please.
and they were "surprised that it happened' ummmm didn't anyone explain to this 'role-model on Disney' how the hell it CAN happen????
BeckEye said…
Suze - I think Jerry's enjoying retirement.

Barbara - I don't see how she could be worse!

Distributorcap - I can't imagine why it took THIS to raise a red flag to everyone that Lynne Spears probably isn't the most qualified person to write a parenting book.

Skylers Dad - Yeah, and just get a few random backup dancers to come on the show too and claim they slept with her. There can never be just one or two guys involved in a Maury "who's the daddy" show.

X.Dell - Clearly, it's both.

M@ - Next thing you know, she'll be bald.

WP - I have high hopes for Jayden James. He will break the cycle.

Jef - You sure know a lot about Nickelodeon stars. :)

Barbara - Church is the new singles bar.

Pistols - When should we look forward to your "Leave Jamie Lynn Alone!" video on YouTube? Do you need to borrow some eyeliner?

Les - Hey, it was a short post. That's all the time I'm giving it. Unless it does turn out to be K-Fed's kid. Then I'll be obsessed. At least until American Idol starts.

Bond - If I were as rich as these little pop tarts, I would have the best birth control money could buy. Gold plated IUDs and chocolate-covered Ortho-Tricyclen. I don't understand these idiots.
You just slayed me with that post. Thanks. You rock girl. :)
Moxie said…
That announcement brought out my most judgmental qualities. Not that they were deeply buried, of course.
cube said…
This proves that you are truly evil.
Some Guy said…
I think it'd be hilarious if we learned Senator Larry "Wide Stance" Craig was the father. Talk about creepy! On so many levels.
Anonymous said…
Merry Christmas Beckeye!!
Dale said…
Twins, I want it to be twins!

I can't stop telling everyone: The new book title for the mom should be called Whore Whisperer as a caller to a local radio show suggested.