I was thinking today that, since Hollywood seems to be plum out of original ideas, it wouldn't be too long before someone decides to make a movie about all the huge Internet stars who have gained fame through viral videos. It made me start wondering about casting decisions....Tay "Chocolate Rain" Zonday - Obviously, this role would be the comeback that Jaleel White (and no one else) has been waiting for.
Miss Teen South Carolina - Obviously, this role would be the one to make everyone take Jessica Simpson seriously as an actress.
The Kid from Brooklyn - Gotta be Danny Aiello.
Chad Vader - Since I'm pretty sure James Earl Jones would refuse, Rick Moranis.
Stacy "Star Wars Trumpeter" Hedger - Amy Sedaris. That would be hilarious.
Star Wars Kid - Jack Black. That would be even more hilarious.
Numa Numa Boy - Kyle Gass.
Chris Crocker - Well, Seth Green did a fantastic impression for "The Soup," so I think he should get the part. Or maybe Cameron Diaz.
Dramatic Chipmunk - He would probably be a CGI character unless Richard Gere's gerbil was available.
I'm thinking that the theme song would have to be a chorus of some of the best of the worst from American Idol doing a send-up of a Kelly Clarkson hit..."Because of YouTube."
Am I missing anything or anyone?
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The Star Wars Trumpeter might have been my favorite, as it had a little bit of that Hollywood razzle-dazzle.
I love Amy Sedaris, but I don't know if she could live up to the original performance.
Thanks a lot for these links!
I'm waiting for the reality show where all these internet celebs have to live in the same house for a year.
Would we call it "The Web-Life" or "The Web-World"?
Although Pistols is delirious, LOLCATS are always funny. Silly.
Just THINKING of the Star Wars kid makes me laugh.
That video is a masterpiece.
He couldn't believe it when I told him that was a guy!
Then to see he and his brother....ugh...disgusting.
Chris Crocker is just a shorter Alexis Arquette after a bad pill bender.