Wednesday, January 30, 2008

American Idol 7: Miami Snore Machine

Just 18 minutes into AI's Miami auditions, and the only thing keeping me awake is trying to imagine what a movie-musical of Miami Vice, starring Clay Aiken as Crockett and Ruben Studdard as Tubbs, would be like.

Paula drunkenly stumbles around the room and then starts pawing at one lucky auditioner, who might be Antonio Banderas's long-lost brother. Sigh. I have to go to bed. The rhythm is not gonna get me tonight.


Barbara Bruederlin said...

Some nights are just not made for AI.
Some nights are made for non-insane activities.

LoraLoo said...

You are so helping me be okay with not watching AI this season. LOL!

gifted typist said...

Eeks, you're helping get into AI.
Or maybe you're doing me a big favour by putting me off.

Either way, I'm not sure I'm going to watch it this week after your reviews.

kellypea said...

We're watching and actually enjoying fewer total weirdos. I can't stand that. But yanno...the DVR comes in pretty handy on these can whiz right by whatever you don't feel like putting up with.


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