Wednesday, January 30, 2008

I Mean, WHAT is the Deal with That?

So, I took my nieces to see There Will Be Blood recently. What a disappointment. Turns out, it's not an educational film about female puberty.


Thanks, folks, you've been great! I'll be here all week!

13 comments:

Alice said...

i am embarrassed to admit that i snorted out loud at this. heeee.

SkylersDad said...

Bada boom, crash!!

Be sure to tip your waiters and waitresses...

Historical Wit said...

Damn it! You totally ruined the movie for me...

pistols at dawn said...

Its working title was: Are You There God? It's Me, Sinclair Lewis or Upton Sinclair (I Always Get Them Confused), and I'd Like to Ask You Some Questions About Oil.

Splotchy said...

I do so read your blog. And now I will read some Judy Blume.

Suze said...

Encore - encore (waving my lighter madly)

Moxie said...

That made me laugh out loud. Great stuff! Keep it comin'!

gifted typist said...

Sequel #1
There will be Sweat

Sequel #2
There will be Tears

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Should I try the veal?

Damn, I've been making jokes in a similar vein about that film. I guess it's a girl thing, eh?

deadspot said...

When I saw the trailer, I thought it had something to do with that vein in his forehead.

CDP said...

ha ha! I wish I'd thought of that!

Writeprocrastinator said...

What, are you saying they missed a cross promotional tie-in with Tampax?

David Amulet said...

Please tell me you did not actually write that.

Oh my. You did. GREAT JOB!!!! You know I'm jealous of that line ....

-- david

 

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