Tuesday, January 08, 2008

More Lazy Blogging (in Some Other Blogger's Territory, No Less)

Overheard this morning on the N train:

Random Girl: "I'm taking courses to be a notarary."

....

I think she just failed her first test.

16 comments:

Bond said...

ummmm

Can she at least use a rubber stamp???

Barbara said...

LOL. Yep scary.

Suze said...

Maybe she needs ink pad training. You have to be highly trained and skilled not to smudge.

Chris said...

Did you get her name? I need to get something notararized.

Beth said...

You’ve been TAGGED!

Writeprocrastinator said...

I'll bet you anything that she is using one of those third-rate correspondance courses where regardless of her lack of high school diploma or GED, her money is always good with them.

Alice said...

SNORT. at least she's not studying to be a doctorer.

The Guv'ner said...

I work with a girl who always asks to see my boss's "itinery" so I'm pretty sure she's either your girl or related to her! :):)

CDP said...

Yes, she's just borrowing a syllable from one word and adding it to the other. Perfectly reasonable.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

She's just a very litery person, is all.

Distributorcap said...

oh that N train, so much more educated than the F train...

X. Dell said...

Maybe she'll bypass notary, and move immediately to notorious.

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Coaster Punchman said...

Oh God, she's almost smarter than Bush.

And what exactly are these "courses" I'd like to know? You need "courses" (as in multiple classes!) to learn how to look at someone's photo id and vouch that they really signed something?

My God, will it ever stop?

LoraLoo said...

Wow, hope she'll know how to read identification for notarizing. Heh!

cube said...

It's not like it's rocket surgery!

 

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