Hoppin' Hard or Hardly Hoppin'?

"This isn't fair. Everyone else is off today and I'M stuck in the office. Well screw it, I'm not doing a damn thing."

I hope that lazy bunny finally got up off of his tail and delivered all of your goody baskets today. All I know is that if he doesn't bring me the chocolate Michael Johns that I ordered, he's gonna be hopping down the bunny trail with a severe limp.

**EDIT: Judging from the comments so far, I didn't make this post very clear. I am not working today. The bunny is working. The joke is that he only has to work once a year and he's still slacking off. But, as they say, if you have to explain a joke, it isn't funny. Oh well. I'll just go suck an egg now.